Monday, June 15, 2009

The First Ever...Shart 4 Solidarity

Alright everyone! I've got a favor to ask! If you love Housewife Savant as much as I do,(and I know you all do!) I want you to shart your pants for her!
Please, show your support for H.S. as she goes to the Shea Ear Clinic in Memphis this Wednesday, where they will hopefully give her treatment that will help her to overcome Meniere's Disease. What the heck is Meniere's Disease? I'm glad you asked. Here's a blurb I copied from Kel's site.
Meniere's Disease is a disorder of the inner ear which causes episodes of vertigo, tinnitus, feelings of fullness or pressure in the ear, and fluctuating hearing loss.There is a large amount of variability in the duration of symptoms. Some people experience brief attacks, and others have constant unsteadiness. High sensitivity to visual stimuli is common.A typical episode generally involves severe vertigo, nausea and vomiting. The average attack lasts two to four hours. Most people find that they are exhausted and must sleep for several hours following an attack.
If you have ever had an episode of vertigo you know that it can be horrible. Now imagine having it for hours or days at a time...makes ya wanna shart, doesn't it?
I made this lovely badge for my favorite Housewife Savant and I want you to snatch it up and wear it on your blog, like mine! If you grab it and put it on your wall, leave me a comment so that I can see just how many people will be participating in the FIRST EVER...Shart For Solidarity!!

If you don't think you will be able to eek out a shart, let me know and I will arrange a "shart by proxy" for you.
Thank you in advance for your support! I know Kel thanks you too!
(you don't have to have a blog to participate, and you don't have to wear the badge. however, you can still participate! nobody will be left out! and by the way, although the shart may be a tad sick, we at the S4S campaign wish HS all the best in this struggle. the symptoms really are sharty.)

14 comments:

Mimi said...

HI!!
Did my comment come through to you via e-mail???
I hope so, but let me know if now, so I'll answer some questions again!!!
jamie

Housewife Savant said...

This is awesome. It's gonna be huge. I can FEEL the love.
There is no end to the lengths you're willing... is there? I LOVE that!
Thanks again.

Tammy Howard said...

My computer is giving me issues, so I won't be posting the badge, but I'm in in spirit! (what an awesome bloggy friend you are)

Sarah said...

Thank you, again, for your kind comments. I know I shouldn't pick "blog favs" but you may be mine...sorry if it made you sad about Cam. I have faith that it's just a swollen gland or something. The good thing is we get to go up to see him on the 26th (for his b-day party and a wedding). I want to squeeze him until his head pops off!

Shawna said...

This is just toooooo funny!!

Shawna's Study Abroad

Vivienne said...

Will do. You're such a good friend. I am going to have my boys help out too.

@eloh said...

I sharted so bad I just threw the undies away.

It was a few hours early, Kel said I could count it as "Couldn't wait to shart."

Farmgirl Paints said...

She is just the best...but I draw the line at sharting:) She knows I love her though!!

Sue said...

I laffed so hard, I almost shart myself!

mama-face said...

You can make shart buttons? How's about other buttons, like some with less depth and meaning? I now know that the sharting was in vain (for the present time), but when the time comes would please arrange for a shart proxy for me. I just want to see just how exactly you would do that. Sharting for others? A shart surrogate?

Let me know what I can do for you in trade.

you rock girl.

FranticMommy said...

I'm IN! I love H.S. And if puttin "ridin dirty" under-grunders on my blog helps her, I'm all over it. Great idea!

kel said...

I am sharting as we speak....

Mimi said...

HI to my other MIMI friend!!!
I have been busy painting, still not done, just took a break!!!
BYE,
jamie--aka mimi

Alex the Girl said...

I'm a sharter come lately, but shart indeed I did. Does it still count in it was in capri jeans and not shorts? It just didn't happen like I planned it to.