Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dear Someone,

Dear Nose,
Please, please, please don't start. I do not want to deal with bloody noses. I know it's dry and cold out, but come on, give me a break! When I go to the store looking like hell because my head hurts and I'm wearing mis-matched socks cuz I can't see straight, it looks bad enough. But when you start bleeding I look like a druggie who snorts whatever drug it is that you snort these days. It's kinda embarrassing.
I won't even look at you in the mirror and definitely won't touch you if you promise not to bleed.
MiMi
I did not choke up near the end of New Moon. It's a teeny-bopper movie and I'm way more mature than that.
I mean, never mind the fact that Bella was being a complete beyotch to Jacob, never mind she was breaking his little heart. That did not affect me in the slightest.
That would be immature. And we both know that I'm not immature. Seriously. No, I mean it. For reals.
I'm rubber, you're glue,
MiMi
Dear Self,
I said I'd be making Christmas presents this year because we're busted ass broke I love the joy of giving something hand crafted for the holidays.
So. You got some stuff made but now it's crunch time and you need to get your butt off of FB and blogging and get some crap gifts finished!
And, I don't think it's bragging to pat yourself on the back for using the Skil Saw this morning. Way to go.
I was afraid of you, Skil baby, but now you're my bitch.
MiMi
Go to Shortmama's to read more letters and have a great day everyone!

32 comments:

UberGrumpy said...

Award for you and your nose over at my house. Come on by

Cassie said...

SKilSaw usage is always brag-worthy.

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

oh mimi i love your letters and a skilsaw? whose retarded now?

sitting on the mood swing at the playground said...

Skilsaw = scary. That's impressive. Sorry about the bloody nose.

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

Bloody noses are yucky. And Way to go on using the Skil Saw. Woo Hoo girl!

BigSis said...

Since I can't get my lazy ass up, maybe you could do my Christmas cards while you're all Skil'in?

shortmama said...

OMFG!! I loved the Im rubber your glue....I leave the sawing up to the hubs, I wish I were as cool as you

Sarah said...

I kept meaning to apologize because when I had Baby K-Rock and PROMISED to get a scarf picture, I forgot. I am SO mad at myself. So sowry :(

Raoulysgirl said...

Ack! I would be afraid of the Skil saw...because the bloody nose would migrate south to my fingers...which would migrate to the floor. I'm all thumbs...but I wouldn't even have those if I tried to work a Skil saw. Bravo!!!

Desert Rose said...

Ooh, I love your new page! It's all warm and fuzzy like! I know what you mean about the nose thing..I'm not a straight out bleeder, but always have blood when blowing my nose. Mine has to do with my wonderful allergies..year round. Solutions anyone...I use Ayr Saline Nasal Gel with aloe vera..we get it behind the pharmacy counter here in AZ. It moisturizes and soothes and since it does that, it helps with the bloody nose. I feel like a drug pusher now!

Shandal said...

I use to get bloody noses when I was little all the time. :( Were you supervised while you used the saw? EEK! Oh and love the page design!

McVal said...

Whenever the weather changes to the next cold or hot season, my nose couldn't take it either. Of course I was younger then... Now it doesn't seem to bother me. I could start spurting via the nasal holes any old time tho when I was under 17. I think it has to do with dry air. YUCK!
I'm determined to make most of our Christmas presents too. Except for our kids who will get a few extra things...
I know.. Get my butt off the chair and DO it! I have to finish my 9 yo's Christmas program dress before next Thursday and not sure if 15 yo will let make her anything... What age do they suddenly get too picky to wear anything I make them? darn. Everything must say Aeropostale... hmm.. I guess I can do that... Give me a marker.

Kimi@SoManyKidsSoLittleTime said...

Skil saw...I always knew you were a badass.

Sheila said...

God - i just love you!!! I'm glad the Skil Saw is YOUR bitch now!!! You rock momma!!!

Sara said...

I still need to trick someone into seeing New Moon with me.

I went by myself for the first one because I felt too guilty making anyone come with me.

I was rewarded by sitting behind an entire row of 15-year olds who made unintelligible noises every time the pale one came on-screen.

Existential Waitress said...

WOW - a skil saw? I'm way too accident-prone for a skil saw. Good job!

Shawn said...

I've never had a bloody nose. I think I would freak out if I did!

New Moon...ahhhhhh

The skil saw is your bitch. I love it!

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

bloody noses? really?!

Lori E said...

Homemade crap is always the best gift isn't it? They can't return it and can't regift it.
I use all the power tools except my router which scares the tar out of me.

Could it be true? It's Kristin! said...

Go you for using the skil saw. I'm scared of all power tools..I think it's the fact that they could take off one of my fingers. :)

Alicia said...

i'm rubber, you're glue! HAHA!!! i love you mimi!! and dude...the skil saw...that's no easy feat! and i'm right there with you on the nose bleeds...mine does the same thing during the winter! UGH!

mama-face said...

Mimi...nothing better than a gift made with love. They will be made with love, right? Way to master the Skil Saw.

Choking up at New Moon? SIlly girl. Wait til you see the 3rd and 4th movie. And please start feeling better, k? I'm so sorry you've had it so rough this fall/winter!

Myya said...

The Skil Saw is your bitch... oh I am cracking up! Love it!!!

April said...

Hope your nose gets to feeling better SOON and great job making the skil saw your bitch!

Jessica said...

OH MY GOODNESS! I got a letter? Made my day. Nope, that wasn't you sitting next to me with big alligator tears streaming down her face, must have been my other friend names MiMi. :) Okay, we need to go see it again. Me + You + Matinee.

Xazmin said...

I misread Jessica's comment, and I thought she said you guys were going to the movies with a manitee!

You ROCK! Using the skil saw and all...way to go!

Mommakin said...

It looks purdy here at your house!!!

I do a lot of handmade, too. Crunch time indeed (yet here I sit...) Skil Saw - you go girl!!!

I'm rubber you're glue. Hee!

kys said...

Sorry about the nose. You didn't write that so we wouldn't find out about your coke habit, did you?

jennykate77 said...

LOLs. YOu're sooooo flippin' funny. Ok, the end of NM was sad...I mean...IF I were to have shed a slight tear, I would totally admit that...but I didn't do that, so no need to confess anything here. It was the saddest thing ever. Poor little Jacob and his feelings.

MY DH and little boy get nose bleeds in the winter too. We have to run a humidifier non-stop sometimes.

Hope you're having super fab Friday!!

Brandy said...

I don't even know where to start. you are a cracked-out jacob-lovin skil-saw using funny bunny

Dawn said...

You flipping crack me up woman! Thanks!

J.J. said...

I think that Chunshtime is somewhere between Hannakah and Christmas that I personally celebrate every year. :)