Hi everyone!
I'm feeling pretty good about this new weekly segment and want to thank everyone who linked up last week! I was so excited to see that others thought it was a fun idea too.
You know, sometimes things only sound good in your head and you're afraid to get em out there. Ha! This coming from the woman who tells everyone every time she craps her pants...strange.
Anyway, onto my next F-Bomb moment! It's a doozy.
First off I feel that I have to tell you that I never, ever have perverted dreams. Ever. I have all kinds of weird dreams, but never like that. So this one was quite shocking. And real.
Okay, so in this dream, I was just standing really close to this really tall guy. I knew it wasn't my husband. I think. (side note to husband: wtf? i have
no clue. sorry.)
I was really comfortable with this person, whoever it was. And all of a sudden we kissed. Did I kiss him or did he kiss me? Again, I have no idea.
It was a nice kiss. Comfortable. Whoever this was, I felt good around them.
Someone says something to us and we pull apart. I looked up to apologize for the interruption and this is who I see...
WHAT THE EFF?? SERIOUSLY?! WHAT IS THAT?? WHY OR HOW DID THAT...Um...NO. NO, NO, NO!! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Okay, so I don't want to psycho-analyze the reasons behind this dream. I don't even want to think about it. I'm pretty sure it would scare the ever lovin' crap outta me.
Aside from politics and all that...HE'S OLD!
A helluva lot older than me anyway. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm gonna look this up...hold on...
Holy HECK! He's 60!! He's older than my dad!
EW!!!
You know, this post has been traumatic for me, I'm gonna go now.
I told you mine (painful as it was), now you tell us yours!!
Link up and have fun!
34 comments:
Hahahahahahah!! So gross!! I used to go to college with this girl who dated a man older than her dad and all I could think about were old, saggy balls. I know, I'm the disgusting one, not her. ;)
It could have been worse Mimi. What if it had been Larry King?
Thanks for hosting. You have added a new reason to swear for me. Not that I needed one.
Maybe it's because you watch him everyday? There is something kind of appealing about old Bill. Really. Am I weird? :) At least I didn't dream it! LOL
hahaha i like your new segment too. I promise to join in someday. and he's not that ugly. it really could be worse.
Yeah, and he's a cheater so this makes sense. The guy has pounds of makeup on. There's something scary underneat there...
Well....he may be old and saggy balls - but the IMPORTANT question is....DOES HE HAVE MONEY!? Brandy and i play a game a lot.....would you.....? for how much money.....? It's fun! LOL!
BWahaaha! That is messed up. And gross.
Ew ew ew ew! I've had dreams about similar kinds of people and of course I can't remember a damn one of them right now...
I'll bet you haven't been able to watch the news since, eh?
That's awesome. Don't knock the old guys. He's younger than my Mitt! But definitely not as hott!
I guess it's no worse than lusting after a 17 year old!
Um Ew! Your poor husband! Haha JK
My F-Bomb isn't a big enough story to write a whole post about. Tonight is GNO and my MIL said that I have to pick up the kids in the morning by 8. F-BOMB!!!
Horrified.
Stupified.
Mortified.
I would go in through an ear and scrub my brain with a bottle brush if I had that dream. You have guts to share that with America.
Oh my!!! That's not a conservative dream at all!
Now... if it had been James Carville... *scream* That'ld be a nightmare!
I won't tell you about my crazy dreams.. You'd have me committed... I'm glad they're just dreams and not reality!
I cannot STAND that guy! I'm sorry about your nightmare. :) I will link up with this. The only difficulty will be choosing which F Bomb story to write.
Sad. (Thanks for the outlet.)
Oh my gawd...you're such a duche-tard! Bwahahaha...I stole your word!
Yuck. Gross. Disgusting.
I once had a dream that I was Sarah Palin and I was getting it in the butt from Glenn Beck. Actually, I am going to call it a nightmare.
Oh, and in the nightmare Glenn Beck had the worlds smallest dick.
Ohhh, ewwww. Ew. Just, ew.
That officially ties with Yankee Girl's Palin/Beck nightmare as the most f-ed up dream story I have ever heard.
I had a funny dream about Bill and Hillary once. I was standing in a circle with the two of them and some random other politicians, when suddenly Hillary starts throwing food (who knows from where) at Bill's head. Turned into a cafeteria brawl scene. Someone even lost an eye.
If I had that dream I'd be scared to fall asleep again. :)
I'm definitely feeling lucky since I dream of Christian Bale.
I would stay awake all night after a dream like that. Eewww.
You poor thing,although it could have always been weirder, it could have been Rush Limbaugh, Double yuck
Oh wow. I am totally willing to chip in for a sesh with a dream analyzer for that one!
I am too ashamed to tell you mine. It's horrendous!
What? You mean you dont find him sexy? Hes smokin hot baby!! *shuddering*
mimi - oh no you didn't! O'reilly? for rizeal? wtf! i guess we can't control our dreams but still,
o- fucking - reilly?!??
;-)
Kiran
OMG. So gross. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! So sorry you had to dream about that!
I so love Bill!!! Just be glad it was not one of those CNN guys! Lori:)
Don't feel bad. I once had a dream featuring George W.
I still don't feel clean ;)
Arghhhhh, you could have lied and said it was somebody more socially acceptable!!
ummmmm...speechless!
bahahahha! You should email him and tell him.
Hey Mimi!!!
Thanks for the visit! Great to hear from you....
You are soooo funny! I crack up at all your comments.
Hugs! & ;0
Beth
I'm sorry but that is grosser than gross. What did you eat before bed that night? Do not ever eat it again.
Nice tie though
A dream is a wish your heart makes... I'm just saying. LOL
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