I have a hard time eating healthy food.
I find it hard to really take the time to create healthy meals when I just don't like em would rather have chips for dinner I'm so busy.
The other day was one of those grab and go days. I grab something really unhealthy out of the pantry and dash out the door to pick Big Boy up from school. I didn't have time to eat before because I was reading blogs, IMing and watching DVR'd episodes of Vampire Diaries I was doing laundry.
I grabbed 2 pieces of licorice (fat free, by the way!!) and a couple Ritz crackers. I know, I know! Horrible. Shut it.
As I'm cramming the licorice into my face hole and running out the door I notice the mail has come. I grab it on my way to the car. When I get situated and start on my way to the school, I glance over at the passenger seat to see what the mailman brought me.
Right when I'm shoving 2 Ritz crackers into my mouth and daydreaming of some cheese to go with em, I look over and see that we got one piece of mail.
And this is what it was:
Perfectly timed WW ads can suck it.
I told you mine now you tell us yours, and have fun!!
37 comments:
I hate weight watchers and their dumb reminders. so yes, they can suck it.
What?!? Weight Watchers has spies now?!? They need to focus on Jenny Craig and leave the rest of us alone. Geez.
Arg! I don't like Ritz crackers, but I am with you on the licorice.
LOL!!!! I feel ashamed...I do WW. Not the meetings anymore, but I do follow the plans....It's okay if you don't want to talk to me anymore.
But seriously...That is hysterical!!!
i hate WW - eff 'em
That's too funny! I feel the same way when I go to get weighed on my Wii Fit and the thing sighs and goes "oh". It's almost like it knows I just had a Supersized burger and fries for dinner or something! By the way...Where's your Mr. Linky today?
Let's get some healthy grab and go snacks in the pantry said the woman who ate a bowl of marshmallows yesterday.
I'm actually interested in joining Weight Watchers because the people who have been watching my weight have let me down... Why didn't they tell me 20 lbs ago that I shouldn't be eating that whole box of Thin Mint girlscout cookies???
But Weight Watchers has spies, huh???
Haha, kind of like how the Girl Scout cookies that I ordered before starting P90x got delivered just after I started my diet. Nice. F Bomb!
I like to drink wine while I watch Intervention!
I won't paint you a picture, but apparently coffee, two cups of tea and mexican food can ambush you at 5am and you'll never see it coming.
Tell Weight Watchers to suck it.
Never done WW but I am pretty sure I never will now sounds crazy!
Kate xx
http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com/
Healthy food can kiss my fat white ass too!
Lol!!!
That is so rude. WW ads. What color licorice was it?
I love them all.
I have been asked twice on Facebook by some woman I have never met but is related to one of my nieces if I want to join the "lose the weight from Christmas" club.
WTF. How insulting, I don't even know her.
Who are they? The Fat Police?
(I told them to stop sending me e-mails, too.)
hahaha! I went to Costco today, and had a real commitment to having a good eating day. Well you know how they usually have like 5 or 6 halfway decent samples? Today they had a whole freakin' smorgasboard of GOOD stuff. I'm not even kidding. Here's what we had (and BIG pieces too!) 2 kinds of steak, meatballs, 2 kinds of chicken wings, chicken salad on pita, chips and salsa, chips and queso, ice cream, chocolate cake, cinnamon roll, artichoke jalepeno dip, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered nuts....I know there was a couple more...but REALLY? It was SO Much...and of course I sampled everything!
Thats just so wrong on their part!!
I just ate a WW frozen meal and followed it with 1/2 sleeve of Girl Scout shortbread cookies. I suck.
lol Erin.
I get the ads too.. I'm a WW quitter and proud of it.. sort of.
Perhaps I shouldn't have laughed so loud I snorted....
bahahaha. This would so happen to me. Which is why I find it so f-bombing funny.
ps. What are the Vampire Diaries?
xoxo
Why do I insist on either McDonalds or a big bag of chips or Coldstone ice cream while watching Biggest loser? Why?
I'm scarfing down some Cracker Jacks right now. I think I'll shut the blinds...you know, in case they are watching...
Erin's comment cracked me up...And yeah, you tell em about WW Mimi!!
Why is it that all yummy foods are so darn bad for ya? I craved crap all day today. We had big plans to go the the state fair and eat our way form entrance to exit but the rain stopped us. You have no idea how bad I wanted a deep fried Oreo, Twinkie, Snickers, and Reeses Peanut Butter cup! Yes, they can deep fry all of those. Everything is better battered and thrown in a pot of dirty hot grease!
I guess since I have a cruise in just 13 days it was a blessing in disguise!
What-effing-ever!
Hey crackers are healthy right?
I just read your last post and it wouldn't let me leave a comment. So this is a comment for the last post. You did a great job. I too have been in the slum for what seems to be way to long!! This story is so tragic and I still can't get myself to drive on that road yet. Let me know if you need someone to go crazy with you. I'm already half way there.
Weight Watchers is acult of evil geniuses!
Stick to the fat food... weight watchers is for wimps ;)
YOU WON!!!!!!!
YOU WON!!!!!!!
That had to be a slap to the senses!!! OUCH!!!!
Love it! I am the same way. I would much rather eat chips and salsa at every meal than anything healthy. I love these Friday posts Macey!
XOOX
Jen
BWAH!!! I love coming here for F Bomb Friday's!!!!!
You said mouth hole. HAHAHAHA!
can we pause and discuss the amazingness of Vampire Diaries? LIke best show on tv ever in my life.
Ritz crackers made the naughty list??? since when?? I say your all good!
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