Unless, of course, you hooked up with Shortmama's Spring Swap. Then you have your own goodies and you won't be jealous. Actually, you still could be jealous....I don't know. You decide.
So Shortmama hosted her first swap, a swap for spring! All of the cool chicks signed up for it because a) we love spring, b) we love mail and c) we're girly like that.
Anyway. We all mailed our packages off on Friday so that our partners would get their goodies, hopefully, yesterday or today. Because I'm a ginormous jackwad, I refused to pay the dang greasy ponytail guy at the post office an enormou---hold please....
Okay, I'm back, I totally had to put you all on hold because In Love and War is on and Chris O'Donnell and Sandra Bullock are totally gettin' it on and I had to watch it.
Anyway! Sheesh. Forget all that stuff up there about me being a jackwad. Cuz I am, but you don't want to hear it.
The important part and the point of this post is to tell you that I got my package today! Rose was my partner and I think we have the same mind...that's all I'm gonna say. Not that I sent her anything remotely resembling what she sent me. I wouldn't do that. And if I did, I certainly wouldn't blab about it here where you (and she) would see.
Without further rambling...(don't shoot yourself!) here is my awesome swap package!
A red flask that says, "If drinking is wrong....than I've been a very bad girl."
I've already got plans for that flask. I won't tell you much.
1 word: WalMart; it's gonna be fun.
Two super cute pairs of flip flops! One black and one black with an awesome LA Ink design.
The little yellow flip flop is filled with jelly beans!
2 bottles of nail polish (sigh...my fave) one called Iced Merlot and one called Magic.
A box of nerds for the boys. In cute springy colors, no? Yum! I mean. No. I haven't tried em or anything. The box is not open. Don't biggefy the picture! Sheesh.
Peeps!! Mmmm....sugar in a box. Now that's sweet. Ha! Pun totally intended.
And a sweet note from Rose declaring her undying love for me and how I make her life worth....wait.
Wrong note.
So...here's a little something for the guys.
What? You all thought it'd be some sexy model or something?
Go control your joystick. Bahahaha!
Click on the button to see what everyone else is getting in the mail!
50 comments:
Aww, what a great gift you got! It sounds like a lot of you are going to have fun.
Love the flask. I wonder where she found it.
How super awesome!! I wish I'd've known about this!
Also, you're about to get a package from ME.
Also, I had a hooptie moment wherein I had to scour my car for something to write a quick note on. I promise that Kleenex is clean. And that fabric I wrapped the books in was all I had in the trunk of my car.
I told you. Hooptie.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! You said joystick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! What a great package. I said package...HAHAHAHAHAHA. I need that flask.
Biggefy.....oh how you make me laugh!
What fun to get good packages in the mail NOT bills!
Someone should really be with you to capture the faces of WallyWorld visitors.....*IDEA* I'll be checking People of Walmart. That flask is awesome!
Supa awesome stuff!!! I am way jealous. That flask is kick butt. I love it!
Hope you're having a great week so far!♥
those flops are super cute. I really like the jelly bean one How adorable.
The flask is just too awesome! Love the nail polish colors too!
Oh I am getting all hot and bothered over this swap!!!!!
Seriously dude way to blue ball the fuck outta me with those joysticks. I owe ya ;)
This may just draw more male followers if you keep giving them reasons to play with joysticks. What a fun package enjoy all your goodies
I'm SO jealous! And bummed that I didn't sign up for the swap. I'm not smart. I could have cool stuff coming to me in the mail. Doh.
Love everything but the peeps. Eww. The flask is awesome, and I would never say drinking is wrong(obvi!).
Awesome package! I wish I would've signed up for the swap! :(
And...you said JOYSTICK! :) I LOVE playing with joysticks!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nerds...yum!
ohhhhh you got hooked up!!! flip flops and polish are 2 of my most favorite things!!!
Dammit. Yes. I am jealous. You are the second blog I have visited this morning that had an amazing care package via Shortmama's Swap. Next time I am so getting in on this action.
Thank goodness for the joystick because Sandra Bullock is gross and Chris O'Donnell and Sandra Bullock put a horrible image in my head.
wait, that is more than one word?
yep, totally jealous. nice package! hehehe!
...and the boys in my house would be drooling all over the game-controller pic...so you do know how to please a man! ;)
Fun stuff!!! I need to get my butt moving & go check the post office. Last night at Midnight when I was reading everyones swappy goodness I was like a freakin kid on Christmas morning waiting till an ok hour to go wake up my parents so I could check out my loot. GOTTA GET TO THE PO SOON!!!
Those are super great gifts!
Just looking at the controller pic gave me a slight headache! I don't know how boys do it.
Putting us on hold to watch a sex scene? Totally ACCEPTABLE!
I want that flask for my son's hockey games. I'd just love to see how many stink eyes I'd get!
I also love those flip flops!
Yay, you got your stuff! That didn't take long at all! I almost forgot what I was going to say though, cause I was stuck on the joystick that came out of left field!
I'm SOOO jealous!!!! Plus I NEVER get notes that tell me I make their life worthwhile... darn.
Mimi, You do have my undying love. You knew that, right?
I so wanted to be a part of this cool group. How fun! :)
Now what's this about facebook?
Great stuff! I could use that flask today.
Must. Make. Stupid. Comment. Can't resist. Every time my husband eats Nerds, I tell him "you are what you eat". Now, I'm not saying you are a nerd...oh wait, yes I am! Or, I'm calling you very bright, because of the neon colors. You pick whichever one will keep me on your friend list, k?
Love the swappy goodness!
Absolutely cool stuff and really neat to think of the boys. Of course MY boys wouldn't have gotten any Nerds. Cause they'd already be gone. What?! I'm not a glutton...much.
What a fabulous box of fun! You had me at nail polish and flip flops - only thing that would have made it better would be a little Edward in there somewhere :)
Dayummmmmmm! You got the hookup! I'm totally jealz!
Love what you threw in for the fellas..bwhahaha.
Cool! Must have been fun! Love the LA Inked flip flops! I so want a pair!
*jumps for joy at being one of the cool kids*
That is a great swag bag.. i got mine and have to post about it.. you might get jealous... lol..
You're right. I am jealous. And that flask is the best!!
Jealous. Yes. Now, I'm gonna have to go buy myself something... some kind of pick-me-up. Don't tell my hubs.
I cant wait for the flask, shenanigans...going to be hilarious!
fun package! definitely jealous. especially of the flask and the candy. those two things alone would make me a happy girl.
Very fun swap package! It's always nice to have some entertained kiddos to boot! Love that sidewalk chalk!
Super cute stuff and yes I am a tad bit jealous now.
NERDS!!!!!!!! YAY!!! lol love 'em!
I wish I wasn't so disorganized so I could do a swap. I AM jealous. What a sweet package!
you got some great stuff, I can't wait for the next swap it was so fun...
I'm jealous! Love the nail colors and the flip flops!!
LOFL!!! I'm keeping my husband away from this. He has enough trouble controlling his joystick!
what a great gift!!! Great stuff!
Nerds! YUMMMY! Yea for swapping!
That flask is awesome!!! But you ate Nerds? Really?
What fun goodies. I still need to take pics of mine and post. I keep waiting until I'm home before dark...arrrrrrg~!
What fun goodies to get in the mail! I'm not a cool chick cuz I didn't swap, but I love seeing what people got!
Miss you!
Fun goodies...!! Love those flip flops.
see i always knew i was a cool chick, thanks for the confirmation!
love the flip flops and i about died laughing about the joy stick...girl you crack me up!!
I will be hosting a Red, White and Blue swap again this Summer, i hope you come and play! I am also giving away a $25 Target gift card on my blog come enter!
How fun! I am a 360 day flip flop wearer... the LA INK ones look really great.
( OK maybe not exactly 360 days..but ...you get the idea..LOL)
Have a great weekend.
How fun.. Loves all the goodies!
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