Unless, of course, you hooked up with Shortmama's Spring Swap. Then you have your own goodies and you won't be jealous. Actually, you still could be jealous....I don't know. You decide.
So Shortmama hosted her first swap, a swap for spring! All of the cool chicks signed up for it because a) we love spring, b) we love mail and c) we're girly like that.
Anyway. We all mailed our packages off on Friday so that our partners would get their goodies, hopefully, yesterday or today. Because I'm a ginormous jackwad, I refused to pay the dang greasy ponytail guy at the post office an enormou---hold please....
Okay, I'm back, I totally had to put you all on hold because In Love and War is on and Chris O'Donnell and Sandra Bullock are totally gettin' it on and I had to watch it.
Anyway! Sheesh. Forget all that stuff up there about me being a jackwad. Cuz I am, but you don't want to hear it.
The important part and the point of this post is to tell you that I got my package today! Rose was my partner and I think we have the same mind...that's all I'm gonna say. Not that I sent her anything remotely resembling what she sent me. I wouldn't do that. And if I did, I certainly wouldn't blab about it here where you (and she) would see.
Without further rambling...(don't shoot yourself!) here is my awesome swap package!
A red flask that says, "If drinking is wrong....than I've been a very bad girl."
I've already got plans for that flask. I won't tell you much.
1 word: WalMart; it's gonna be fun.
Two super cute pairs of flip flops! One black and one black with an awesome LA Ink design.
The little yellow flip flop is filled with jelly beans!
2 bottles of nail polish (sigh...my fave) one called Iced Merlot and one called Magic.
A box of nerds for the boys. In cute springy colors, no? Yum! I mean. No. I haven't tried em or anything. The box is not open. Don't biggefy the picture! Sheesh.
Peeps!! Mmmm....sugar in a box. Now that's sweet. Ha! Pun totally intended.
And a sweet note from Rose declaring her undying love for me and how I make her life worth....wait.
So...here's a little something for the guys.
What? You all thought it'd be some sexy model or something?
Go control your joystick. Bahahaha!
Click on the button to see what everyone else is getting in the mail!