More Fun From Forks!!

So yesterday I took you all on a mini tour of the areas in and around both Forks and La Push. (it's la push, baby. <--- that's for all you true fans.)

Today I thought I'd show you some fun pictures that give you an idea of what you see in every other store or town and some hi-jinx performed by yours truly and her bff.

Wait! Stop!! Before we get to that stuff, I have to tell you the winners of my giveaways!!

The winner of the CSN Stores $30 credit is: Raoulysgirl!! Congrats!

The winner of the Lemon Kissed etsy shop giveaway is: Brandy@YDK!! Congrats!!

Thank you to CSN and to the ever lovely Shauna at Lemon Kissed for offering up your gorgeous selection of jewelry! Hey. I know how much you all love me. Right? Guess what. You can get a little piece of me to wear all year round. That's right! Shauna named a necklace after me!! Squeeeee!!! Buy me! I'm cheap! Wait. That doesn't sound right. Whatever. Just buy me. I am for sale! Crap. That doesn't sound right, either! Just go check me out. 'Kay?

Alright, onto the willy nilly mess! (that was for you brandy@ydk)

Of course we spotted these two everywhere we went. Shh, I think they were following us. But that's fine with me.

They were selling these life size cutouts everywhere, but I couldn't figure out how to explain it to my hubs...so I didn't get one. I mean, the doll I have? I can stick him in my purse. But there is just no hiding a 6 ft tall cutout. Dangit.

Of course I had to have my picture taken here on Jacob's turf. If you look closely you can see my right earring is gone. Close as I can tell, the earring fell out somewhere between the tour bus and the log. Sads. I like to think of it as me leaving my little mark behind for Jacob to find. Maybe one day there will be a Quileute legend called The Purple Dangle (<--- that's not supposed to sound that dirty) about a woman who Jacob loved who left a piece of herself behind on the beach as a message for...wait. Er. Too far? Yeah. I thought so. Anyway, here's the stupid picture. And why, oh why, do I look practically geriatric in it??

And since we were in the vampire capitol, you know they don't discriminate against any vamp. They welcome them all. Which is how we came to find:

That's right, ladies. That's the hottest vampire ever. Damon from Vampire Diaries. Me-ow.

What. Of course Edward is cute. Duh. It's just that I promised Jess she could have him so I'm taking one for the team here by accepting Damon as replacement. Sacrifice, people. See what I do for my friends?

Besides. It's not like I ended up with the ugliest vampire ever:

Shut up. You know he's ugly. Or, if you can't admit he's ugly, at least you can admit that he's the least attractive of all the undead. I'm not lying. I wouldn't do that to you.

Oh! You know what was really weird?? We were driving through the trees on our way back from La Push...

And look what we see when we zoom in on those trees:

Told you he was following us!

Then we decided we would play some chess:

...alas, the Vampire Alert was too high:

So we did what any good vampire junkie would do. We headed to the store and got something to drink.

No. We decided not to get this. What with the threat level being so high, we opted for something else. And since we were hungry, we got what any girls on a girls' trip would get when all the restaurants were closed.

That's right. A Lean Hot Pocket. Which was good! Know what wasn't good? The horse piss in that cup that came out of that can. ICK.

Before we headed home the next day we had 2 things to do that were very important. The first?

Breakfast at The Lodge where they served things like:

Check out the 3rd from the bottom...The Nakey Jakey!!!

Then, with strength fortified I did what I set out to do all along. Something I've wanted to do since the very first time I discovered Twilight. Since I first came across the character who many have come to love:

check it out! i'm a red eyed vamp!

I strangled her.

The end.

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