The older a child gets, the stupider his parents are.
The older the child gets, the smaller mom's purses are.
The longer the line is, the smaller the bladder is.
The less Tylenol you have, the worse the headache is.
The louder they are, the longer the day is.
The more you love them, the more they pull away.
The more you wish for something, the less it seems possible.
The more they disagree with you, the more likely they are to leave a comment.
The more money you have, the less you want.
The less money you have, the more you want.
The later you are, the slower you move.
The harder you try to quit cussing, the more you slip up.
The more you have to do, the less you get done.
The more I want to blog, the less topics I have worth sharing.
The less I want to blog, the more random topics I have.
The older I get, the more ironic things seem.
The older the child gets, the smaller mom's purses are.
The longer the line is, the smaller the bladder is.
The less Tylenol you have, the worse the headache is.
The louder they are, the longer the day is.
The more you love them, the more they pull away.
The more you wish for something, the less it seems possible.
The more they disagree with you, the more likely they are to leave a comment.
The more money you have, the less you want.
The less money you have, the more you want.
The later you are, the slower you move.
The harder you try to quit cussing, the more you slip up.
The more you have to do, the less you get done.
The more I want to blog, the less topics I have worth sharing.
The less I want to blog, the more random topics I have.
The older I get, the more ironic things seem.
25 comments:
I agree with so many of those. Too many, lol.
These are oh so true. The only one you missed is the older you get the faster time flies.
I agree with all of these. You should put these sayings on tshirts and sell them.
Too many of those hit wayyy to close to home!
I agree with all of those.
Very true! How long did it take you to come up with all of those?
Excellent thoughts, Buddha MiMi. ;o) I agree with every one of them - except the more money you have, the less you want. I have yet to experience that one. :o)
ha! Love this!! Trying to catch up :)
Haha! Those are great and too true.
you totally nailed all of it these are all so true and i think i've lived them all
LOL! I have to disagree with the disagreeing one. No nevermind. You're right.
And I'm stupider right now.
Just ask my kids.
It's like the universe's own cruel joke. Like when you have time you don't have money...money no time. All so true!
Oh, and I blogged today. I sorta did your tag. Kinda.
Hope you're having a great week!♥
Oh the ironies of life. I love this post Mimi. And one of the most irritating one is, when you need something, you can't find it. When you don't need it, it's starring right at you. Ha ha. Thanks for sharing.
I really love this post, Meems! So true!
Yes. Especially the one about the cussing.
Dammit.
Amen, sista!
xoxo.
Yes, whenever I have money from a gift or some random thing I can never find anything I want to buy. But send me out when my budget is tight and everything looks wonderful!
The awesomer you get, the more I love you!
The closer June 18th gets, the further away it seems!!
i have so much to say when there is no time, and then there is today...I had the time, and everything I wrote sounded unintelligent.
Ummm yes to everything!!!! hahaha.
i read this from my phone last night and was not able to comment.
i agree with ALL of that, ALL of it!
SO very true! I've never thought about some of these before, but you are spot on!
That first one is only true to a point. Because now, the older I get, the SMARTER my mom gets.
True, true! You are a wise one, Miss France.
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