I love sharing
So, here they are, un-rated and in their full glory.
Immerse yourself in the fabulousness that is...MiMiiiii... <--- said like zoolander.
This morning on my way out of the house I noticed a leaf on the carpet. Because I'm OCD and couldn't let it lie there I walked over and bent down to pick it up. The light was dim so I didn't realize until it squished that it wasn't a leaf. I suspect one of the dogs had a case of "leaky ass" last night and left me a gift.
Blurg.
If you've read me long enough, and remember, this has happened before. I'm too lazy to find the link though.
Dogs be gone! Yer sleepin' in the garage tonight.
I bought a box of Valentine's Dots yesterday. I ate the whole thing. In about 10 minutes.
I find it ironic and hilarious that the initials for Valentine's Day are VD and that on 2/14 there is probably a rampant spreading of real VD.
I think honey mustard chicken is disgusting.
I think it would be awesome to have a minature horse for a pet.
It's impossible to feel bad about eating copious amounts of Doritos while watching women eat toilet paper or Comet on My Strange Addiction. That show is my new addiction. Strange. <---- my comedic skills are out of this world, yo.
I really want to know who marked, "I don't give a rat's arse" in my poll about FBomb Fridays. There were three of you who did it. I'm not mad; I think it's hilarious and I'm curious. I will eventually get back to doing them. **swears** (too much.)
That's it for this edition of Friday Confessional with Mamarazzi.
43 comments:
Ewww. You touched poo.
What are VD dots? Don't you judge me for not knowing either. (I said VD. HEHEHE)
I hate mustard. Except with a corn dog. I'm weird.
If you get a mini horse, could you buy its sibling and send it my way? Kthanks.
As for the rat's arse...it wasn't me.
I confess that I really wish I could sleep.
EWE Pooo YUCK! Can I call you poopy fingers? Hee hee, now that sounds really REALLY gross!
I didn't mark rat's arse cuz... I totally forgot to vote. oops!
VD... hilarious! But only you would think of that you know.
Mini horse... really? I would think that would be much more poo to clean up then your dogs. Although, if you get one I'll bring my girls over to play with it often!
Your posts always make me smile :-)
wow...you REALLY touched and "squished" poop? ew!
ok ok ok i know you thought you were picking up a leaf, but still. ew.
i miiiight have clicked couldn't give a rats ass because i thought it was REALLY funny. maybe.
ok i did.
maybe.
Oh my gosh did you see the episode where the woman ate couch cushions and the girl was addicted to playing out "furries"?! I so love that show people are so messed up sometimes! Of course I'm not one of them, nope not me!
There are miniature horses down the road from our house. I get a little jealous every time I drive by.
OMG leaky ass! I think I just puked in my mouth a little.
MMMMMM love VD. the dots that is.
OBVIOUSLY I need to find the show where people eat couch cushions. must. We did watch Heavy. good stuff.
Yes, definitely ewwww on the 'leaf' factor. That's just nasty. I'd have done that gag spaz thing and ran for the kitchen.
I'll have to try out this confessional Friday next week :)
HA HA HA!!!! The poo leaf had me cracking up. The other night all the lights were off and the TV was on. I looked over to the floor and in the glow from the TV, I saw a dark spot. I thought the opposite thing immediately. I thought POO! DAMN IT! I went to get a wad of toilet paper to pick it up. It was a leaf!
I can't judge you for the poo. I'm almost positive that I have done the same thing at one time or another.
I have seen previews for the "strange addiction" show, and I have been DYING to watch it! I just haven't had time to sit down and find out when it's on, so I can set my DVR. I think watching it would make me feel a little better about myself...
I'm with IA, what's a Valentine's Dot? Are they better than regular Dots, because I will confess that I don't like Dots. We can still be friends, right???
I clicked the arse one. I like it when you say arse.
Well you know what they say...A turd in the hand is worth 2 in the tank!
I confess to be being....stupid!
You picked up a poo-poo leaf? bwahahahahaha! Sorry. This is not the first time you did it? bwahahahahaha!
Sorry.
You're right about VD. Never thought about that. However, what the heck is a Valentine's Dot?
Oh Yuckster!!! *regarding the dog poo* I did that once in the middle of the night when my son was a baby. Went in to change his diaper and didn't turn the light on as I didn't want to wake up all the way. I pulled him diaper off as he lay on his back in the bed and thought I saw some yarn over his shoulder. I thought... Hmmm.. THAT shouldn't be in there! So I reached to grab it. It was a steady stream of pee...
I woke up.
And I'm finding it funny that the conversations in my head often lead to sentences ending in "Rats ass"...
OMG you totally sound like my BFF in this post. And if I didn't know better I would say you were her! hahaha. But she would say stuff like: Dogs be gone! (and has) and she was just telling me about that show--specifically the comet one! So funny. Maybe you two were separated at birth.
Soooo glad I'm not OCD... or own a dog.
It was poo!!! How horrible. It's also horrible to say that I would've done the exact same thing1 ;-O
Did you see the couch cushion eating lady??? I was totally amazed by that!
Dude, you had me at Said Like Zoolander.
What are VD dots? Wait let me clarify. I meant Valentine's Day dots? I can guess what VD dots are, or at least where they come from.
if I didn't love my hubby there are two dogs that would be gone! I hate when they do things like that.
I want to be addicted to eating toilet paper, it has to be Charmin though.
At least Valentine's Day is only one day a year. VD can be forever - depending on what type ya get. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Zoolander!!
Every time my dogs come in from outside I find crap somewhere. So nasty! It really doesn't add to my peaceful, clean home mantra.
I just threw up. Now I get to eat more cookies! THANKS!
It wasn't me that marked that box. :)
Oh man, a miniature horse would be awesome!
Thanks for stopping by, I'm now following you! :)
I lurve Dots...any kind VD, DD, SD. I'll eat the whole box. I practically inhale them.
sorry about the poo. That stinks. hahhahaha. Ok, not that funny.
Impulsive is such a show off. Being first all the time.
Pff.
I must admit I thought I about selecting that option just to be funny, but I liked your fbomb Friday's, though luckily I don't have something that needs an Fbomb every week.
And ewww you touched dog poop! But well better then when I licked baby poop.
And yes Friday confessionals are fun
omg. i am so buying my future children a mini horse so all the other kids will be jealous! haha.
If I would've picked up dog poo in my hand their would be human vomit on the floor beside it! GAG!
And every time I think I "know" you there's another curve ball. The show with the toilet paper (who even KNEW that existed!!!!) the miniature horse and you've bare handed poop more than once :) Your confessions alone are worth blogging more - LOL!!!
When you get the horse can we share it please? Although I think it may leave stuff around that resembles more than a leaf...
That addiction show is CRAZY yo! But I sit there watching them chomp on comet and couches like nobodies biz...Maybe we need help too? LOL
Never thought of the VD connection..interesting!
The mini horse kinda scares me...I'm not sure why, but it reminds me of a scary circus clown.
Happy Sunday doll!
Dude, when are you going to learn not to just pick up random things up off your floor? ;)
That strange addiction show is freaking nasty...and yet I watch. Probably because it lets me know that people out there are much scarier then I am and I feel better about myself that way.
Curse on the heads of anyone who blasmhemes or however the heckorma you spell that blasted word - my beloved Doritos. <--that I KNOW how to spell.
And the leaf...hhhhaaaaa! I once bent down to pet the dog only to realize too late that it was a pile of brown socks. Yeah. I'm that blind. At least it wasn't squishy poo. You win.
I mean really, what's the difference between dog poo and kid poo. It's all gross. Especially after the age of two. Have mercy and heaven help me to potty train this kid next week. He says he wants to, but what if I don't want to? Well, let's hole I have the courage. Hugh jackman almost killed himself on the oprah show. Or lost an eye. Ill bet he is embarrassed.
Love ya, Mims! Just wanted to stop by and let ya know. :)
bahahaha. you just made my day. the little horse............
ps. I've always found the initials for Valentine's Day to be ironic. I've felt alone until now.
will you be my valentine?
You're hilarious, you crack me up!! VD, never thought of that one before.. Ewww! lololol
Post a Comment