I love sharing
So, here they are, un-rated and in their full glory.
Immerse yourself in the fabulousness that is...MiMiiiii... <--- said like zoolander.
This morning on my way out of the house I noticed a leaf on the carpet. Because I'm OCD and couldn't let it lie there I walked over and bent down to pick it up. The light was dim so I didn't realize until it squished that it wasn't a leaf. I suspect one of the dogs had a case of "leaky ass" last night and left me a gift.
If you've read me long enough, and remember, this has happened before. I'm too lazy to find the link though.
Dogs be gone! Yer sleepin' in the garage tonight.
I bought a box of Valentine's Dots yesterday. I ate the whole thing. In about 10 minutes.
I find it ironic and hilarious that the initials for Valentine's Day are VD and that on 2/14 there is probably a rampant spreading of real VD.
I think honey mustard chicken is disgusting.
I think it would be awesome to have a minature horse for a pet.
It's impossible to feel bad about eating copious amounts of Doritos while watching women eat toilet paper or Comet on My Strange Addiction. That show is my new addiction. Strange. <---- my comedic skills are out of this world, yo.
I really want to know who marked, "I don't give a rat's arse" in my poll about FBomb Fridays. There were three of you who did it. I'm not mad; I think it's hilarious and I'm curious. I will eventually get back to doing them. **swears** (too much.)
That's it for this edition of Friday Confessional with Mamarazzi.