I'm so clever.
So? I'm doing both.
Here are my five confessions. 4 of these confessions are complete lies. Your mission, if you accept it, is to tell me which one is the truth.
I confess that I was in the Prism program at school. It was the olden days' version of talented and gifted.
I confess that I tell everyone that I hate cats but secretly I love them.
I confess that I once hid in the bathroom at the mall for over an hour so that I wouldn't have to talk to an ex friend.
I confess that I once sucked pee out of a rug, thinking it was pop.
I confess that I ate a booger on a dare.
Now, your job begins. Which of the above 5 confessions is the truth? It can only be one.
If you are my mom or my husband you aren't allowed to play! Seriously. Go away. I know exactly what you're thinking. And I don't like it. Not one bit.
So those are my confessions and my tag in one post.
I know. My ability to multi task amazes you.
So click the button up at the top to read other peoples real confessions.
Or click here to read IA's hilarious confessions/lies.
Or. Do this tag yourself because it's fun to try to come up with lies.
Wait. I'm supposed to tag 5 people. And I'm totally going to this time. HA!
Heh. You're it!
Oh. And I confess that FBomb will be back next week. Or the next. I dunno. I'm still doing them, just not every Friday because I'm a rebel.