You guys.
I'm so clever.
So clever.
See. My
So? I'm doing both.
See?
So. Clever.
Here are my five confessions. 4 of these confessions are complete lies. Your mission, if you accept it, is to tell me which one is the truth.
I confess that I was in the Prism program at school. It was the olden days' version of talented and gifted.
I confess that I tell everyone that I hate cats but secretly I love them.
I confess that I once hid in the bathroom at the mall for over an hour so that I wouldn't have to talk to an ex friend.
I confess that I once sucked pee out of a rug, thinking it was pop.
I confess that I ate a booger on a dare.
Now, your job begins. Which of the above 5 confessions is the truth? It can only be one.
**alert**
If you are my mom or my husband you aren't allowed to play! Seriously. Go away. I know exactly what you're thinking. And I don't like it. Not one bit.
So those are my confessions and my tag in one post.
I know. My ability to multi task amazes you.
So click the button up at the top to read other peoples real confessions.
Or click here to read IA's hilarious confessions/lies.
Or. Do this tag yourself because it's fun to try to come up with lies.
Wait. I'm supposed to tag 5 people. And I'm totally going to this time. HA!
Val
JennyKate
Brandy
Shawn
Myya
Erin
Heh. You're it!
Oh. And I confess that FBomb will be back next week. Or the next. I dunno. I'm still doing them, just not every Friday because I'm a rebel.
49 comments:
I really hope the lie is about sucking pee out of a rug. I may have thrown up in my mouth a bit just reading it. Okay. That's a lie. But it's still gag-a-licious! I'll still be your friend if it's not though. I'm great like that. ;]
I love the one about hiding in the bathroom. When I was at Wal-Mart I almost ran into a girl I used to work with--she was the ultimate bee-otch. She dated my hubby right before we met. I met him through a friend later. (long nightmarish story) Anyhoo. I was with him with our new baby. I pretended not to see her and kissed my hubby passionately. Does that make me a horrible person? If so, oh well! ;]
P.S. I may have to do this on my blog.
The rug/pee/pop story is a lie. The rug/pee/pop story is a lie. The rug/pee/pop story is a lie. The rug/pee/pop story is a lie. The rug/pee/pop story is a lie. The rug/pee/pop story is a lie. The rug/pee/pop story is a lie. The rug/pee/pop story is a lie.
I'm just going to repeat it--then it will be true. I got that from a 4-year-old.
You sucking pee out of the rug is a lie!
I'm really really hoping it's the rug.
EWWWW Pee out of a rug really!?!? LOL. How can you even think of hating cats?! I am insulted! Lol. I wasn't tagged :*(* I feel the love lol.
Drinking dirty rug piss and eating your boogers? I'm fairly certain that means that we can't be friends anymore. ;)
GAG!
I really want the sucking pee thing to be false. And true. I just can't make up my mind. It would be gross but also make an awesome story!
The pee? It is so outrageous that it's a real possibility. Hmm. However, I will say that hanging out in the bathroom for an hour to avoid an ex-friend is probably true. I think lots of us have done that.
wowowoow...that pee story...
I think you hid in the bathroom to avoid an ex friend, cause the others, just too much to be true. Too much.
I'm going to say that you hid in the bathroom. I hope you didn't try to suck pee out of a rug.
Congrats on the award!
Ok - there are two that I can't make up my mind on....
it's either sucking pee or eating a booger...
But then again, you don't say how old you were when you may or may not have been dared... so if you were just a stupid kid, then that might be true...
I'll go with the sucking pee!
Thanks for the tag! I'll have to come up with some doozies for Monday...
I think the pee in the rug one is the false one. Correction: I HOPE the pee in the rug one is the false one.
That award is dangerously close to saying "MIMItastic" so therefore of course it is well deserved.
Use to be friend?! What gives? Breakin' my Edward-lovin' heart over here. :)
Please don't let the sucking pee out of a rug be true. Please don't.
which lie is the truth
a gift to all the Mimi is
could she eat boogers?
An original haiku by Connie
Dear Lord, I hope you didn't suck pee out of a carpet!!
I think the hiding in the bathroom for an hour to avoid someone is the truth.
Or the gifted and talented...I could see you being gifted and talented if you really "applied yourself" (Most hated phrase of my youth).
Okay, so I'm guessing the bathroom one. Maybe because I could see myself doing that too.
God, I only hope it's not the pee/pop one. Ick!
I accept dares...though eating a booger...not sure I would accept that. Anyone can make a mistake, and I am certain once you realized it was not pop....well blah! I hope the pee one is the lie. Haha. You have got some seriously great stories here. I hope to see posts about the true ones!
OH Hell!
2 of them made me gag.
1 I totally belive.
and
2 I would never do!
I'm gonna have to go with hiding in the bathroom. I would never hide from anyone, we need to have a serious talk if this is true! I choose this one because it's the one that makes me itch the least!
I'll get right on my list but know this, my parents and daughter read my blog so it's gonna be totally G rated, I'll send you the real deal if you want!
I'll bet you were a smarty and #1 is the truth!
I totally meant chose.
Clearly I wasn't in the "Prism" program!
I think hiding in the bathroom is the truth the rest are lies?
what do I win? (please say cash)
that is all
i use to leaf boogers on my wall in my bedrom wehn i was a kid . every body drinks pee on axident and i hav a cat her name is lucy . i like ur blog.
I'm having a hard time deciding between 3 and 5, which means it's probably not either of them.
I think the first one is the truth.
But it would be so funny if the cat one was. LOL
Oh, Mimi... PLEASE tell me the rug story is a lie. Pretty please?
As I read these I began to think that they were all true and only one was a lie, hehe :)
Um guessing the rug pee just because that is just nasty-almost as nasty as licking poop.
That Paul guy likes my blog too.
Maybe he wants a threesome!
Please tell me it's the pee in the rug.
you just keep getting famouser and famouser! :)
Please tell me it wasn't sucking pee out of a rug!
Ok...I didn't read anybody's answers so I wouldn't feel the need to go with the group.
Prism school is a lie. You always talk about how dumb you are so I'm assuming if you were SMART, you would talk about how SMART you are.
Why would you say you hate them when you don't? That would make you a liar.
Teenage girls are stupid and this is totally believable.
If you sucked pee out of a carpet, I'm breaking up with you effective immediately. (and when i read it the first time, I read the word POP as POOP.)
All kids eat their boogers and since you weren't in the Prism program, this one could be true.
I'm officially going with the hiding in bathroom choice.
Also...thanks for the shout out! I HEART you big time (unless you sucked pee from the carpet)
I love it....can people read? Really? Pick the true one...the rest are false. ha!
So... um....I think... that...number 6 is true.
*snort*
You tagged me. I feel so 'pecial. My mom tells me I'm "special"...so, it must be true.
Thanks for the tag. I'm so lame when it comes to stuff like this lately, but I'm going to try real hard to do the post. Promise.
Sooooooo, which one is the truth?? I'm also lame at stuff like this.
Basic concensus, I'm lame.
I'm going with #1 being the truth. You's smart.
i think you were in gifted and talented because you are one smart cookie.
Ummm the school one? Lol... I have no clue, thought I think I can pick a couple that (I hope) aren't it! Lmao.
Ok Paul rocks! LOL
Please tell me the pee one is the lie. If not, I will be throwing up. Yuck!
Only one is true?? Really I think they all could be.
I'm going with the first one.
You totally slurped the pee!
when i first read the sucking pee thinking it was pop i read sucking pee thinking it was poop...
i was screaming (in my head of course) what's the difference both are disgusting MiMi)
i am gonna say that you really love CATS...meeeeeeeow!
I Am going with the hiding in the bathroom one, if it isn't that one I seriously don't know if I can ever look at you the same way again. Lol I'll do your tag as soon as I can get on my actual computer for longer than 2 mins (puking kiddos are making blogging really hard the last few days). Thank goodness I have my phone to somewhat keep up.
Oh hey, what is up with that Paul guy??? I've seen him comment on a couple other blogs too... Ummm wierd much!
i sucked pee out of a rug one time. it was intense.
WOW Anonymous it would be nice if your balls were big enough to say what you think and leave your name behind.
I guess us American Woman can't have it all...you're a perfect example!
Meems, I am too frightened to even try to guess which one is a lie. Please tell me the first two are true, the third is an exaggeration, and the last two shouldn't be considered anything but total, disgusting falsehoods. (And if that is not the case, do NOT tell me.)
I think the third one is true. I really hope it's not the 4th.
I'm going to say that all of them could be true except the cat one. I'm HOPING you didn't suck pee out of the carpet, or eat a booger, but truth is always stranger than fiction, right?
Pee out of a rug?? Oh my gawd, eww!!
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