And, of course, if you want to know more all you have to do is leave a comment and I'll get back to you. If you have your e-mail linked up. I'm joining the revolution. A little late because I'm tardy to the party all the time. But still.
This is all you have to do if your e-mail isn't enabled:
Go to your "dashboard". Click "edit profile". Click the little box next to "show my email address". Click "SAVE." <--- this was on Mamarazzi's blog. i'm pretty sure i'm stealing a lot from her lately. sorry, mama. it's cuz i love you, though.
So onto the fun confessions!
I confess...that a couple weeks ago a certain someone **ahemMEahemcoughcough** may have had...a little...gas so bad that she may have had to get up and leave her chair to escape it.
I confess...I was way too proud of myself for not laughing at a woman who totally and completely biffed it on a sidewalk as we were driving by the other day. I know. How rude that I would laugh. But, hey, it's true. I usually laugh at that stuff. Only this time, it looked so bad I couldn't laugh. That's how bad it was.
I also confess...that we did stop and make sure she was okay and help her. Which, by "we" I mean, my hubs. I made him stop and help. I'm so nice.
I confess...when I noticed she was bleeding my first thought was to send mental vibes to the hubs to, "Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch. EW. Don't touch."
I confess...that I used the words "asshole" and "shitless" in a conversation a few weeks ago. A conversation with....my pastor. To his credit he did not look surprised. Which either speaks to his opinion of me or he has a great poker face. I'm gonna go with poker face so that I feel better.
I confess...that I'm a complete tool who totally forgets who she's talking to sometimes.
Go link up with Mamarazzi if you wanna play!
38 comments:
Hahaha I love that you said that to your pastor. And don't feel bad I would have laughed at someone falling too. I can't help it- it just slips out. And then my husband shoots me dirty looks because apparently he has manners? WTH?!
Love the pastor story.
Pee myself a little every time someone falls down...I can't help it. I even laughed at a woman in one of those motorized scooters one time, but then I went to help.
I hate when emails aren't linked, but I hate word verification more!!!
Have a great weekend!
YOU have to email me and expand on the pastor thing. LOL
Don't feel bad I'm a complete tool sometimes too.
FOLLOWING FROM THE FRIDAY FOLLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You make me tinkle a little bit every time I read your confessions!
I love it when I have gas. I HATE it when M has gas. His stinks. Mine doesn't. ;)
Blood makes me queazy. I hope he didn't touch the blood. How did she "biff" it?
And how do you use bad words to the pastor? I would have DIED! I don't even cuss around my parents and they would be totally fine with it!
You are too funny!
Happy Weekend!
Oh man, I laugh at stuff like that too (lady falling). I just can't help it. But if it makes it any better, I also laugh at MYSELF when i do crap like that. Which is often enough that i think it makes it okay. It's nice that you stopped to help though.
There have been nights when hubby has gassed me out of the bedroom, but I rarely gas myself out.
People falling can be quite funny--but sometimes those falls just make me wince. My sympathy bone is a bit to well developed sometimes. Other times I can over come it to laugh though.
Good for you for not laughing. I probably would have. I'm not that nice of a person. Although, if it was really bad, I would have helped her too.
I have such a potty mouth. Although, I have a friend sum up the words we use...bible swearing. We only say the swear words that are found in the bible. Although, there are just days when a good ol' f bomb is the only way to get the frustration out. Oops.
As for gas, I'm pregnant, so it's bad. I've found the worse is after birth. Nasty.
I confess...that I ate so much raisin bran crunch this week and I might have spent an entire day in the bathroom.
My "toots" make me giggle uncontrollable, even more if they smell. Anyone else's well, that just pisses me off. Total double standard I know!
OH NO swearing to the Pastor...you know you can go to hell for that right?
I think pastors in general have heard a lot worse than that.
ha you are so funny. crack my stuff up. you are awesome for making your husband help. and it's good you feel so comfortable talking to your pastor that you don't edit.
Uhm...I would like more of a confessional on that convo with the pastor.
You go to Coweta for swearing in front of your pastor...or behind him. There are a multitude of sins that can send you to Coweta.
You make me laugh. I love you. I wish we could hang out IRL. I'm just going to go home and hang out with your Flat later. Maybe that'll make me feel better.
I toot. Sometimes a lot. I should confess that next week. I also burp like a trucker. I think I've confessed that before. I'll have to double check.
Just glancing through the comments and JGs comment made me LOL. He is so funny.
Also Sara's bit about Bible swearing...I so do that and my friend and I have the same discussion...about how it's ok as long as it's found in the Bible...which means that hell, damn, and ass are totally legit.
Also, shit can't be that bad b/c you're just talking about bodily waste and bitch is a technical term for a female dog, so no sin there.
Then there are the unmentionables...which I hardly ever mention. I'm a pretty good swearer.
ALSO, if you add a "z" to the end of a swear word, it's not really a swear after all (i.e. hellz, shiz, etc.)
I think I should write up a blog post on how to swear the right way...so you don't get sent to Coweta.
Lol! Yeah I think I would just die if I said something like that to someone at church.
That was nice that you helped-or I mean your husband-and totally would have thought the same thing about the blood. You just never know these days
I would totally come to your church. Are stripper shoes welcome? ;)
Love reading people's confessions...it satisfies the voyeur in me!
Sometimes I forget who I'm talking to and where I am. A few years ago I spilled water all over myself in church and said "SHIT!" really loudly.
Biffed, great word and it was so nice of you to make your husband help....
OH< HELLS TO THE YEAH!
To the profile enabler.
I can't get back to anybody these days...
Thank you for this very important, very much needed PSA.
You ROCK, girlfriend.
Hey there! Don't know if I've ever commented on your blog, and in case I haven't, I just have to tell you that your blog brings a smile every time I read it! I can't get enough of your wit and humor! So...thanks!
Love your confession about talking with your pastor! Good stuff!
PS - Would you mind if I borrowed the email enabling button and fancy instructions to post on my blog? Such a pet peeve of mine and I like how cute and simple you made it! Let me know and thanks!
Email or lack thereof is so frustrating. I always go and check out their blog anyway from the comments section to see what comes up. My way of checking for spammers.
I have the biggest potty mouth evah!!!
Once while speaking with a customer on the phone at work I told him he was S.O.L.
Yup sh@t outta luck. I told my manager that it could be surely outta luck but I don't think he bought it.
I hear my Pastor say those words all the time. Especially when he falls on his face and no one stops and helps him.
love that you made your hubz go help the bloody lady. i am the same kind of nice, always sending the hubz to go and perform acts of kindness that i think up. i figure he looks good doing it, so in reality it IS me being nice.
in a round about way, but still.
Viva the revolution!
aww. You're my favorite tool.
I probably don't know what I'm talking about though. A tool is a good thing, right?
*wink*
Don't feel bad...some of us are tools right along with you. I'm slightly pissed at you right now, though because I now have "Tardy for the Party" stuck in my head.
You suck. :P
At least the revolution you are joining is a bloodless one.
Your pastor probably appreciated your frankness. I bet his ass gets kissed all the time!
Poor Little Boy and Miss Petrie, little cavity babies! With all her cavities, I'm sure people think we eat crap all day long. When we go to the dentist, I say, "We're back: your best patients!"
I hate when people don't enable their email. Drives me crazy.
I may or may not be prone to laughing in peoples' faces when they fall down. But never when they're bleeding. Usually.
love this....
MiMi you da bomb
that is all
BHAHAHAHHA! You said sh*tless and @$$hole in front of your pastor. HAHAHA too funny. I don't think it is a case of forgetting who you are talking to, more that you are comfortable. ;)
Ah ha that is too funny. Cussing to your pastor!
Maybe the good samaritan deed of helping the lady who fell will cancel out the whole cussing in front of the pastor thing...if not say 3 hail mary's and bathe in holy water
don't touch don't touch don't touch.
bwahahahaha! I would be thinking the same exact thing!
I hope the gas thing wasn't during the same conversation with your pastor.... oy Meems!
I love how you speak to your pastor.
And also...Viv hopes it wasn't going on during the gas incident - but I hope it was!
Well, this is wicked fun for a Friday and now I'm really sad that I am so tardy to this party. And now that I'm getting all caught up on my Google Reader, I can't believe you blamed the fart worthy only of a dog on that poor Rogue. You need more fiber. And I do the same thing with people bleeding. Even my own family members. Do you think it's rude to bandage your cousin while wearing rubber gloves?
I am laughing out loud so hard right now. You freakin crap me up. (Oh damn it that should be crack me up, but I think it is funny so I am leaving it)
So what was the convo with the pastor about that your used those words?
I'd be sending those don't touch don't touch vibes too. This last Christmas I offered hubby to deliver a Christmas tree for some lady. She ended up not accepting but I offered a good 7 or 8 times first. LOL.
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