When a person comes in and gives you their debit card and locking gas cap key and tells you twenty five dollars worth, it means they want twenty five dollars worth.
They do not want to listen to you grumble about the fact that you hate, hate, hate locking gas caps and that they never work and that you just can't stand em and don't have time for it blah blah blah whatever else came out of your face hole.
And when it's all said and done? They definitely don't want to see that you programmed the machine and let it go to 40 dollars instead of the 25 they asked for.
Perhaps you set it at 40 because you were so busy bitching and moaning about the gas cap that you forgot I said 25.
I really don't know. All I do know is that I asked for 25 and not 40.
Yeah, I know that 25 will get you a quarter tank these days and most people want more than that, but hey, I'm not most people.
Next time, zip your lip, shut your trap, do your job and we all have a nice day.
Right?
Right.
And for those of you laughing your butts off since this can't happen to you because you pump your own gas? It was pouring down rain and I didn't have to get out of the car. So pppppllllllbbbbbttttttfffffff! That was a raspberry in internetz speak.
Maybe it was worth the extra 15?
Prolly not.
Pssst. Don't forget tomorrow is the Monthly Vlog with Mamarazzi and Seriously Shawn. I did mine a while ago and can't remember even what I said in it, but I was me. Like not all rehearsed and crap. So, if you wanna see
38 comments:
I love rants...did he make you pay the extra?
I wish I had someone to pump my gas- I hate doing it and am notorious for putting in between $5-10 only. Which is why every time my husband gets in my car the low fuel light is always on. It drives him nuts!
I used to work in a gas station and I want to tell you that we hire idiots on purpose.
What else are they going to do for work?
CRAP!! I guess I need to put some make up on today.
Lol funny! I didn't know they still had full service gas stations anymore. Sorry but as much as I hate getting gas (I mean it is right up there with doing the kitty litter and cleaning the toilet) I wouldn't trust a guy at a gas station to pump my gas for me.
Is this Friday, I thought it was Monday..
I so agree with you and I am almost embarrassed when I ask for $20 in gas..and pump it. Are you crazy? I drive up the street a bit so a guy will pump it..rain or shine
Other than New Jersey I didn't know there were stations that would pump gas.
Wait? You have a lock for your gas cap? Is that a thing? Why have I not heard of this before?
What's a locking gas cap?
I don't even think there is anywhere here that you don't have to pump your own gas.
Now I'm going to have to find out.
I almost forgot that the attendants (or whatever) pump your gas for you in OR.
Once when I was driving home from Seattle, I stopped for gas in OR. I was fiddling around with my purse and stuff and this guy came knocking on my window and scared the bejessus out of me. I cracked the window and was like "what?" He said how much gas do you want. I was like "What are you talking about." Then he explained it to me.
Weirdness.
I haven't seen anyone pumping gas for you since I moved out of New Jersey, and they were constantly trying to cheat me by a buck or two there. I caught them every time though!
What a jerk wad HE was!!!!! I don't think we have anyone around here that pump gas for us... Ah that midwestern stock. We must be tough. And good thing there's a roof over the pumps...
I don't even know where I would go to get my gas pumped for me....
You shoulda gave him your $25 and said "I asked for $25, not $40. YOU need to pay the difference since I only have $25" and then follow that with an insult of some kind (like asshat) and then pulled off splashing him with rain water.
Wait....that's what I would have done. Probably not you.
And until a couple of months ago when Mamarazzi talked about someone else pumping her gas for her, I didn't even know people still did that! I don't think my great state has those anymore. BOO. Those handles on the pump make me want to scrub my hands with alcohol! Ew. They are disgusting!
Whenever I go to a gas station that will pump the gas, I watch very closely how much they are putting in. I prefer having someone pump if for me like when its raining or freezing out.
Did you have to pay the $40? I would have been pissed!
WTH?!? Maybe he isn't very smart?
That is so wrong! What if you didn't HAVE $40 to pay for it at the time, what if all you had was $25? Man, that would have skivved me off.
That sucks big time! On Friday I got called a sir at the gas pump. Um, really. I know I didn't take a shower and my hair was pulled back and I was wearing a sweatshirt, but really, I have boobs and a huge pregnant belly! Really, come on!
Gas attendants, I guess there is a reason why they can only get that kind of a job.
Oops, did I just say that. Yeah I did. Sue me!
OH crap! I've gotta do my vlog tonight. Dang it. Why do I always have to wait til the last minute?!
That really sucks. Did you have to pay the extra 15 bucks? I think I would have told him to stick it...and just drive off. Yeah, I'm badass like that.
I hate my gas cap. I hate pumping gas. With that all said and out of the way. What a turd.
Well arent you fancy pantsy for having someone pump your gas for you? Also, never heard of a locking gas cap? Weird.
I hated NOT being able to pump my own gas in Jersey 78.5% of the time. I thoroughly enjoyed not having to get out of my car in those crazy winter months though.
Do you live in the 1950's? Someone to pump your gas? Wow
ah, the joys of oregon. lol. i visited last year and it was kind of hard to get used to someone else pumping the gas. but i think i'd love that service if it was raining! as long as i was charged what i agreed to pay! argh!
You did a vlog!! I must see it! :)
Ugh, some people are so rude! Sorry you had to put up with that!
I want someone to pump my gas for me! I would feel all Dorris Day-ish, and wouldn't that be divine? How lucky you are! Well, except having to pay the extra. That would sort of stink.
I was totally shocked by people pumping your gas for you in Oregon. I thought my friend had gone to a high-falutin' gas station. But boo to the guy being a dillhole!
I hate dumb jackwads!
Is that an Oregon thing? To not have to pump your own gas?
Honestly, I flat out told Roon that when I get my license (it's in the works, baby!) I'm totally going to be one of those women who tells their husband that they need gas, and make HIM pump it.
Because I'm a delicate flower, and flowers do NOT smell like unleaded fuel.
Okay, stop laughing.
I was serious!
I cannot believe that people still pump gas for you! WTF?
The Monthly VLOG is postponed until NEXT Tuesday!
i don't pump my own gas...but you already know that!!
this does not sound like a pleasant gas pumping experience, even if you didn't have to get out of the car or get your hands gassy.
oh bummer. i haven't had gas pumped for me in years. but totally would in the rain.
Yep, IA is correct. I don't think OK has full-service anymore. I know we don't in our little town. That stinks.
My husband is my pumper. Hehe!
I was unaware that full service stations even existed anymore?!?!?! I don't think we have those in TX.
Do you know that my grandmother never pumped gas in her entire life? My grandfather always took her car, filled it up, washed it and that was that. What the HELL happened to those times???????? Now I'm pissed at the hubby.
Lmao! You should have told him to take the rest of the gas back! Could you imagine the look on his face if you had? Hehehe...I'm so evil sometimes!
Wait a freakin minute?! There are still gas stations that have full service!? Im moving immediately!!
I was reading through everyones comments & cracking up that Oregon is some kind of magical land with gas attendants. ha ha ha. Bummer that most of them suck ass. I usually have pretty good luck but still when you tell them you want a certain $ amount dammit give them that freakin amount!!!!!!
Locking gas cap... Really??? Do you hate your neighbors that much??
You are so gonna make me pump along the way on our road trip aren't you!
What is a locking gas cap?
And yeah, we don't have people that will pump your gas for you around these parts. Well, we kinda do. They'e called boyfriends and husbands. haha!!
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