I confess...that yesterday I received an email from someone that I totally took offense to. Honestly, I think the person wasn't aware that it might sound bad. Or maybe the " :) " they added right after the worst comment denotes that they did know it was bad. **after getting tons of comments from you awesome ladies, and one dude, thinking it may have been one of you, I have to edit to add that it was not a commenter, blogger, or anyone of you; you guys are alwasy way awesome to me.**
I confess...that I got to spend the day with my bff and that was fun. I got the message on my phone while we were out and about and it grated on my nerves all day.
I confess...that sometime in the afternoon I flipped my lid about it and told the husband about it and he thought I must have "taken it wrong." This is where the "lid flipping" came in.
I confess...I am being an immature brat and I don't care who knows it. Maybe I took it wrong. But if I did? Oh. Stinking. Well. It still makes me mad and I refuse to be mature and think that I did.
I confess...my husband has a pager for work. The dang thing is broke. I've been paging him for 2 and a half hours and he finally got one of them. And called me back. When I told him I'd been paging him forever and his pager must be broke...he said, "What do you want me to say?"
I confess...those 7 words completely pissed me off. And the conversation that ensued, where I was trying to joke and he was taking me seriously, made it even worse.
I confess...I sorta hung up on him.
I confess...I'm just in such a piss poor mood that I want to throw a tantrum. I might have cried a little. And I might think that the only thing that will make me feel better is to punch someone in the face.
I confess...if my son never has any friends that are able to come over in the future it's my fault. I might have called the mom of one of his friends, who I've never talked to, to invite her son to my son's birthday party next week. She wants to make sure I'm normal before he comes because he's never been here. (which, i say, that is awesome, too many parents don't care anymore.) The convo may have ended with me saying this gem: "Okay, so I'll see you next week. And if you think I'm nutballs and don't want your son to hang with us, I'll give you his goody bag and a cupcake and send you on your way."
**forehead slap**
Hey. I have a winner for the blog makeover giveaway!
You guys, I laughed when I saw the number.
I had 62 eligible entries and the number that random.org picked was 36.
I just think it's hilarious.
I also would have laughed if a few other people had won. Just certain people.
I know. I'm nutballs.
I hate this week's face and I'm glad it's over! Stupid good for nothin' frigga migga $#!t balls mutha fu...
where am I?


34 comments:
I wish it was acceptable as an adult to throw yourself down on the floor and kick and scream like it is when you're 3. I think it would make us feel so much better if we could get away with it.
I love that you said that to that parent, hahaha Hopefully she thought it was hysterical and got that you're a fun and sweet person out of it. But some people are dense idiots so......hopefully she's not one of them, hah!
Cheer up, it's the weekend!!!
Shortmama! WTHECK? Whatever. You know I jumped outta bed in the middle of the night, because I thought I missed the deadline, and I wanted to make sure I entered!? I even did it withougt bothering to put my contacts in, so I was commenting friggin' BLIND!
Haha...I love what you said to the mom. It's perfect!!
Also, I CAN spell "without". Just sayin'. And yes, I DO have my contacts in right now.
This week sucked! I hope I'm not the ass that made you mad. I'm thinking it wasn't me because I've sucked at commenting this week.
Shortmama.... It was rigged for sure. ;)
Hope you have a great weekend!
Eh- you probably took it the way it was intended. B/c people have an awful lot of nerve and think it's okay to be rude, especially if they end it with an :).
Or maybe I'm just sensitive, too.
Everyone deserves a good tantrum once in a while!
Man, sometimes I don't understand the things that come out of peoples mouths... Like "How did you NOT know I'd take that wrong?"
I told one of my gay friends "Hey I feel like I'm thinner today" His response? "Good thing it's about feeling thinner, and not looking it!"
W. T. F.
Girl, I've had weeks just like that. Can I tell you how much I've missed your face and the entirety of the blog world? Would that make you feel better? I hope so. It's good to be back.
And if that didn't make you feel better and you still need to punch someone? I totally understand. Go do it.
You're hilarious! I keep reading your fantastic comments on another blog and I just had to stop by to check you out.
This list cracked me up.
ROFLMFAO at the last confession!!
Open mouth, insert foot.. this is me, like a hundred times a day!
Haha! I don't even know what was said and I don't think you were being too upset. At least that is what I would have told my wife.
I'm sorry you had a rough time, friend. My normal reaction to such a situation would be to immerse myself in candy/ice cream/lardiness.
It wasn't me was it? Do you hate me?
Oh, I HATE those days! But usually they're hormones, ya know? Which we can't control. So you just have to ride it out, scream, get physically active, and then you can chill and be peaceful.
In the meantime....I hope you're able to process it and be okay.
I put smileys after everything I say, unless I'm wanting to say it like it is (or be insulting, which I never am). But now I'm paranoid that it was me, and I said something unintentionally upsetting to you. It wasn't me, was it? Oh goodness.... :(
Wow! I hope the email wasn't from me! :)
Was it the one where I called you Crazy? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoCaUnBiGGg
Ew, I hate crappy days :( I've had a few of them lately, and then I feel guilty that I let other people get to me like that. And then, yeah, guilt doesn't really help the situation.
And now I'm paranoid that it was ME that said something {because I'm notorious for smileys}. And sometimes I'm just an idiot.
Anyway, I hope that your day improves. This *lovely* weather oughta help :(
ummm...we were pretty much talking ALL day and most of it via email. i am pretty sure i didn't use a :) but now i am wondering if i offended you.
(not really cuz i know you would tell me...but for a split second i was worried)
glad you got to spend a whole day playing with your BFF...not happy about the message, seriously why are people messing with you?
meh, why be mature...let it fester for a minute.
sorry about your bad day and trubz with the hubz. i kind of REALLY hate those 7 words too, and Big Daddy knows it!
it has been a long time since i hung up on someone...like years i think. i might be due.
throw your tantrum, you will feel better.
I LOL'ed at what you told that mama...i bet she likes you more because of saying that! did she laugh?
Congrats to Shortmama!
What The heck is going on, fill me in!!!
Sorry your day sucked. You should have called or text me, I'm sure my crappy day would have made you feel better ;)
Ohhhhhh & yay for Shortmama!!!!
I think your response to the momma was classic. LOL! You got some girl balls. I love it.
I also got a message (on FB) that I took offense to today. I called her out on it. TAKE THAT, MEAN GIRL! LOL!
Have a great week and an even better week next week.
I am so sorry that I ruined your day! I can be such a dick sometimes. :)
I do love what you said to the other mom. To tell you the truth I have never met any of Jacob's friends' parents but then again he really never gets invited to anything. =(
I hope this weekend puts a smile on your face.
I hope this weekend turns out wayyyy better! And I love that you told the mom that- hysterical!!
Oh how I wish I was number 36. Holy crap, I put ":)" at the end of a LOT of my comments. I'm sorry!!??!!!
This week needs to die. So it can be buried and left behind forever.
I don't know what she said to you, but the :) doesnt necessarily mean what u think it means. Ive had people tell me they were very glad I put a :) at the end of my sentence necause otherwise they wouldn't have known what to make of what I said.... if I was pissy or something.
Congrats to the winner!!
You with your farting phone next to the neighbor's fence late one night was what endeared you to me in the first place. I don't think you need to worry about being mature here!
But you may want to say hey to that person who left the comment to ask for clarification. Say you had a brain fart and needed to clarify something she said the other day.
Is this one for Vivienne's Where bad comments go to die blog?
Was if Vivienne who sent it? Was it me? No, not me. I wouldn't say anything that could be misconstrued would I? NOpe.
I had someone comment once who said my blog "Wasn't bad for a piece of crap blog" or something like that. WTF?
Did they have the word caffeine in their name?
:(
I want to kick random.rg in the face! There!
I think if that mom didn't laugh, you don't want your son playing with her son anyway.
I'm sorry you had a rough week. Remnants of being sick?
I felt so disconnected while blogger cut me off from leaving comments!! I did read this though and commisserated with you. I let things like that bother me too much, too. A petty disagreement with a friend can ruin my entire day. Sorry you had to deal with the email twit. :o(
Hooray for Shortmama!
Boo for me.
Nutballs still makes me laugh!
I would have (sort have) hung up too.
How can I tell where you are, when I don't where I am either? :D
I heart nutballs! That is hilarious! Sorry you had a craptastic day. I had a text from someone the other day that had the same affect. I really wanted to punch someone. Instead, I cried. It felt good but not as good as it would have felt to punch the person. Luckily for them they live kind of far away.
Sorry about the mean email. My SIL thinks she can say mean things as long as she writes the world "smile" at the end- she doesn't even do the smiley face! I hope the rest if your weekend was better
I find it hilarious that we won each others giveaways...and we didnt rig it that way!
Sometimes I hang up on M when he's in a pissy mood and then I cry. And then when he gets home, he acts like nothing ever happened and I go to my bedroom and cry some more until I realize that I'm being a complete ass to him.
I may need some happy pills a few times a year.
Congrats to Shortmama!!!
i'm having a super crappy - i'm in a bad mood because i wanna be - leave me the eff alone - kinda day
hope you are feeling better.
and that i wasn't the one that did the :) thing because I talk out of my ass sometimes.
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