Friday, June 3, 2011

F-Bomb Friday!!



Ugh.

You guys?

I am an idiot.

You might have suspected this but let me remove all doubt.

I bought a new hoodie the other day from Walmart.

It was on clearance and it was adorbs (yes, at walmart!) so I bought it.

Today I put it on to take the kids to school.

Little Boy always goes in the back door of his classroom. I just walk him up to the door and then get back in my car; don't really see anyone.

Today he wants to go in the front. You have to go in the front of the building and walk past the office and all the way through the building passing people along the way.

I also need to go into the office, filled with people, to pay his tuition for February.

I talk to lots of people, drop LB off and leave.

Go home, and of course, head for the bathroom because that's all I seem to do lately; pee.

On my way out of the bathroom I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror.

This is what I see:



Yes, folks.

That there is the tag.

Actually 2 of them.

Telling everyone just how fat what size I wear and how cheap I am what I spent on it.

Wonder how many people saw me and didn't say anything?



Link up if you have an FBomb to share!

35 comments:

Sarah Kate said...

I knew where this was going the minute you said you bought a new hoodie!!!! :o) Embarrassing, yes, but just be glad you weren't on a date and instead of tags you still had the security device attached to your dress. Because I promise that's more humiliating. :o)

Brittney said...

hey I have done that with jeans before ya know the long piece of tape with the size going down the tape repeatedly... it sucks!

w said...

didn't you hear? wearing the tag is in. it's kinda like wearing your pants down under your butt, only you don't show your butt. you show your tag.

idk.

blueviolet said...

I'll bet nobody paid it a moment's notice.

Let's just go with that.

stephanie said...

ahahaha I have done that too! definitely f bomb worthy :)

Steph said...

Whhooopss! I've done that several times with the sticker on jeans before.

Dee said...

Like Minnie Pearl....only a hoodie. LOL Looks like something I might have done. hehe

Connie Weiss said...

LOL! I'm sorry...that totally sucks!

Hutch said...

Those bitches!

jennykate77 said...

AWE, I love you Mims...you and your F bombs.

Totally something I would do. I walked around with one of those size stickers on the ass of my jeans one day. True story.

McVal said...

LOL!!! You're the modern Minny Pearl!!!

I went around with a garage sale sticker on my butt all day once...

Helene said...

Oh man, that is my kind of luck too! Since no one said anything, it's safe to just believe that no one even noticed!

Furry Bottoms said...

*snicker* I love that you can admit those things freely!

Rebecca @ My Girlish Whims said...

that happened to me yesterday!!!! except it was only a little sticker thankfully! not very noticable

Lourie said...

I have done that with pants! From Wally. Hate that. hahaha. D'oh! Thanks for posting FBOMB today. I needed the inspiration!

Impulsive Addict said...

Bwhahahahahaha! That is hilarious! I miss your F Bombs. I'm glad it's here to entertain me today.

Yesterday, while still in the North Pole, I had on a cute shirt and jeans. I always get lots of compliments on this particular shirt but I didn't get any yesterday from the 3 people I saw. (I'm in the middle of no where, remember?) Well, turns out, my MIL points out at the end of the day that my shirt has a tag on the outside. Yep, I wore it inside out all day and didn't even realize it. SO STUPID.

Emmy said...

Doh! Hey just think most people are so caught up in themselves and worried about themselves that they didn't even see it.

foxy said...

DUDE. I have totally done that before. Oh the horror... ;)

Cheeseboy said...

I'm guessing not as many as read this blog.

DebWestbury said...

I think somewhere along the way we all have done this...Just think Minnie Pearl made a habit of it on Hee Haw ( does this date me)...Be proud of your size and be proud of how frugal you may have been...

Ms.Wasteland said...

Haha!

I've done that with pants and the ginormous plastic sticker with my ginormous size printed all over it. I was at a basketball game traipsing up and down the bleachers. So humiliated.

Dee said...

Lmao!! I've done that more than once damn it! Don't you hate that?

Mamarazzi said...

oh my goodness!! i PROMISE i will not let you leave the house with a tag if you bring new clothes for our retreat...but seriously it's way casual here, no worries on getting new threads.

Marina Reede said...

well, okay, if you had a booooooger i'd tellya!!!!! :) sorry that happened...funny fbomb. yes, leave it to our kids to make these things happen. haha. :)

Mrs. Petrie said...

I once almost went on a date with a sticky tag on my jeans. My dad waited until the guy was standing there to point out my tag. I was mortified.

Myya said...

Bawwwwhaaaahaaa!!! I've left the sticker size strip thing on before. Sooo not cool. Dude, I would have totally told I if I saw you. Buncha jerks!

Candice said...

Ha!! I can't laugh too hard at your expense because I recently did this. Luckily the tag was still on the inside of the garment I was wearing. Phew!

Unknown Mami said...

Nonsense! I bet at least two people ran out to Walmart to get one just like it.

Karen Peterson said...

I've so been there. But thankfully, someone had my back!

shortmama said...

This is why I wash everything before I wear it...then I know I took the tags off hehe.

Ok so I have worn jeans that still had the stupid sticker going down the legs

Johanson Family said...

Its a new fashion trend... lets all keep our tags on and staple the receipt to our backs while we're at it!! hheh... too funny.

Brandy@YDK said...

oh man. that sucks. i HATE when i do that. and i do it lots.

Em said...

and then there's my husband who thinks it's funny to leave tags on and give people anxiety (me) about leaving his tags on, on purpose. it bugs me. lots.

Evelyn @ Hanging by a Silver Lining said...

School tuition: $200
Walmart sweatshirt: $10

Seeing Mimi walking around with a price tag on: priceless

hotpants™ said...

Whoopsie! It happens.