1). If the blogging world had a talent show, what would your act be?
Umm...I dunno? Like if we had an actual contest where we were all in the same room? In that case it would be talking the most about poop and boogers and farts. If it's an online blog thing? In that case it would be talking the most about poop and boogers and farts.
2). What's the most likely reason you might become famous?
Oh, this is a sad one. I would most likely become famous for something really stupid, embarrassing or illegal. Like shoplifting Monistat from Walmart or flipping off a cop.
Possibly getting irate with another driver and going Tonya Harding on their ass.
Maybe even public disturbance or shooting my neighbor.
Yeah. My neck is red. What color's yours?
3). What question are you repeatedly asked that you are tired of hearing?
Probably the one I get every day. I'm either asking myself or my husband is asking me, "What's for dinner?"
I also get a lot of the, "Do you actually live in France?" question. That's my fault though.
But just in case, for anyone who's new or forgot: No. I don't live in France. No. I have never lived in France. No. I don't want to live in France. It's a punny play on my name.
4.) What's the last thing you broke?
The bank? Hahahahaha. No, maybe not. Um? Oh. I know. A famous guy's heart. I can't tell you who, to protect the innocent, ya know. Wink wink. Gah, I'm so lame. Oh! I know! I broke the needle on my sewing machine. Okay, I didn't really break it, it just broke by itself. It could have been cuz I was ranking on it like a horse's ass though...
5.) Finish this sentence. I can't believe I used to ________.
Shave my legs every day. Paint my nails every other day. Use Aquanet by the gallon. Try my damnedest to get my bangs at least 2 inches of height. (never worked for me; maybe that's good.) Look at parents before I had kids and think, "I would never...[fill in the blank.]
So did you play this week?
42 comments:
you do make me larf MiMi..
Funny my husband asks me everyday what's for dinner and every day I say, "what ever it is you are cooking" you would think he would stop asking... sometimes I have a meal planned..but not often. (fool)
snicker snort... I take it that you will be INFAMOUSLY Famous.
Lol girl we could be the modern day Thelma & Louise for going postal on people!!
shoplifting monistat from Walmart would definitely be the way to go. you crack me up!
Oh you are something Mimi. I gave a quick thought to joining in this time when I read yours but my brain is not that quick first thing in the morning and I have to get ready for work. Besides you kick everyone's ass with your answers.
I can't imagine how many times a week you have to hear "What's for dinner?" I told my husband that the next time he asks me that, he's having hot dogs.
I did play this week. ****** is going to be sorry she asked!
I used to take a lot better care of myself and my bangs.
hahaha omg your "famous" answer made me laugh!!!
Oh I love your humor!!! And I'll admit, I thought you lived in France fro a while too- just call me dumbass!!!
~Becca
You painted your nails every other day???
I could totally see you on Cops. Of course we would be right next door--our necks are a becoming shade of red too.
I can't believe I used to do a lot of the girly stuff in the morning. With kids it's a wonder I get a shower each morning.
With the color of your neck, you should TOTALLY move down here. You would pale in comparison to many of my fellow Southerners.
Plus, you would have me as a neighbor. Win/win. Should I start looking up houses for you now?
Ummm helloooo? You're going to my famous first lady in waiting remember?!?1
#2 is funny. Same here! I just know a day is going to come where I go insane with road rage and do something that I regret.
I'm down to shaving my legs every *other* day now, but it used to be every day. Of course, I can't really maneuver myself to shave my legs very well right now, but anyway . . .
Nail painting every other day? That's insane. I used to just have my nails done. They'd last a couple weeks, and I didn't have to think about it. Ahhh life before children ;)
Shave your legs everyday? That is insanity. My sister still does it. She is a crazy person for sure.
I hate getting asked 'What do you have planned for dinner?' I want to say 'I don't know...what are YOU making me.'
I can't believe I used to shave my legs everyday (and my arms-not kidding, and my bikini area). What a waste of time!!
Guilty. I asked you that question. I guess my "I can't believe I used to" thing should have been "I can't believe I used to think Mimi REALLY lived in France!" ha.
You make me laugh...so I think your talent is being a comedian...that could also be what you become famous for!
Ohhhh me too! My Mom is loving that I have a teenager who now is completely sure I know absolutely NOTHING about well...anything.
Touche Mom...Touche!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! You broke Jacob's heart right??! from .team.Jacob...
And I was a master at the quantity of Aquanet that I used too...
you are so awesome. and sheila STILL shaves her legs everyday. weirdo.
I played along this week. I can't believe I used to do my hair and makeup everyday. I always wondered if you lived in France too!
At least I know I can always come to your blog for a little comic relief during the day! :o) THAT should be your talent! Even if your jokes are about farts and uncles and nieces getting it on... ;o) Great answers, MiMi!
I think we can be famous together. :)
(Also, I hate the "what's for dinner?" question as well.)
I still do shave my legs every day, but the manicure has fallen by the wayside...
Nope I didnt play this week lol.
What? You dont live in France? And all this time Ive been planning my trip to come visit you there!!!
So you don't live in France??? Shut the front door!!!!
Will you come shoot my neighbor after me and Melissa stab him in the eyes with sporks?
I have a red neck too, no wonder we get along so well :)
Great job- you manged to say poop boogers and farts in one sentence :) Oh look, I did it too!
What you don't live in France!!! hehe j/k I know that (now) and well for a while now, but yes I may have thought it when I first found your blog, though I never asked, I just waited until you said something which made me realize you didn't.
I hate the "what's for dinner" question. Hate it!
Oh yes, big bangs! hahaha. Those were the days. And big sweaters.
I love that you have a natural talent for fitting in boogers, farts, and poop in your posts. But then when you have kids that is largely the topic of discussion. ;P hahaha
OMGosh, you are too funny! I love your reasons that you might become famous!!
I'd probably be famous for something dorky. I'm always being asked when I will make dinner/what's for dessert/turn on the tv. It never ends!
I'm amazed by women who paint their nails everyday. How did you do it?!
I'm surprised I haven't gone Tonya Harding on another driver yet myself...someday I'm sure it will happen and it better make the front page of the newspaper!
LOL! I am fairly new and wondered if you lived in France! Glad I didn't ask! :-)
I totally rocked the high 80's bangs as well. *Sigh*
I wondered about the France thing. Thank you for clearing that up! I am always asking myself the what's for dinner question and it definitely gets old.
I can't believe I used to shave every day either. Now my husband is lucky if it's once a week! Right around when I start feeling like a cactus. ;-)
I lost my train of thought when I had to scroll down so far. GAH! Miss Popular!
Okay...let's see...where was I?
I love that you talk about poop and boogers and farts and sometimes pee pee.
Do you need some monistat? Honey, I will ship you some. You don't need to steal from hellmart. And let's not shoot the neighbor. Crazies are people too you know.
Ok, I admit. I totally thought you 'lived in france" but you did that to yourself. It's your title. We totally thought you did. And sometimes you speak in French. Wait. That's my masseuse.
I always love reading your answers. And your blog in general. It makes me smile a lot!
And laugh. DUH.
Hah, love that you would flip off a cop... too funny.. some of them need it!! I once flipped off a teacher who was trying to rush me through the drive through at a school- it was way too early to be yelled at and it was like blinking-- it just happened! Oops!
Well you can talk about poop, farts and boogers anytime with me! I don't think I will ever stop thinking that smelly farts aren't funny. As long as they come from me that is.
What else did you say? I'm sitting poolside in the sun using the iPad and it doesn't support the comment pop-up comment window. I know I wanted to say something else.... Oh yeah, can you pass the pitcher of margaritas please my glass is empty!
I kid
Thanks for playing again, I love that I can always count on my friend M!
I can wiggle my ears. And cook dinner with two small/large objects dangling from me and screaming.
I'm pretty sure I'd be famous for something stupid too. Like falling over a wall into the tiger cage or something.
Flipping off a cop... I could totally see that.
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