I confess that my first reaction to an email from a state senator's email about how wonderful he is was to reply with, "Bite me."
I confess that I didn't do it because my husband says that they "monitor" that stuff. You can't make references to bodily harm.
I confess that I rationalized it by saying that it wasn't a threat of harming him...technically, he'd be the one hurting me if he took me up on my invitation.
I confess that I wasted a whole 5 minutes of my life talking about it. And another 10 minutes typing it all out here. You are welcome.
I confess that I'm becoming a conspiracy theorist or just really apathetic. I think that it doesn't matter what party you are part of you end up being a puppet when you get into politics and your puppet master is the almighty dollar, not your constituents.
I confess that I don't think any of them care about us. About our country, our economy, our value system...any of it.
I confess that they need to send me to the White House. I could be president. Seriously!!
I confess that I'm pretty sure a SAHM who has to balance budgets, pay bills, clothe and feed children and find enough money to pay for freakin' gas these days has a hell of a lot better grasp on main street politics than any of the people back there.
So...there you go...this can only lead to one place and you know where it is...my last confession...
I hereby confess...and declare...I'm running for President! That's right, people! ME!! MiMi for the White House!!
Think of it, someone will ask me a question and I will give an answer that makes sense. I'm betting it will be "Yes" or "No" or "Because I'm the mom!"
I'm not going to dance around the issues.
I'm gonna cut to the chase.
I'm gonna drive a minivan! I mean, what makes you a bigger target...driving around in SUV's with bullet proof glass and a motorcade that costs thousands of dollars every time you go down the street, or a minivan that nobody would suspect?
I will even put a bumper sticker on it..."My Country is better than Your Country," or something like that.
I confess...I even spent way too much time on making my own election paraphernalia...and this post has not ended up anywhere near where I was going with it when I started...
Seriously. Right?
Who's with me?
Who?
Hello??
Is this thing on?
psst: i'll be using random.org to choose a winner for the My Memories giveaway today at noon PST. i'll contact the winner via email. don't forget to enter and good luck!
34 comments:
You've got my vote girl! Hell you couldn't do any worse than the idiot we have now right? And who's better at ending a war than a damn Momma? We deal with that shit on a daily basis! Word!
Ummmmmmm when I got to the end and saw the buttons....best day ever! For reals I just kept thinking I hope there is election paraphernalia!!!!!
I like the idea of the MiMi as the Pres. I'll be your bodyguard.
I love it! I'd totally vote for you!
Please appoint me to a position in the Defense so that I can kick some ass!
Cause you know that what they do...hire their friends for jobs that they are NOT qualified for.
bote for the mothah is the best campaign slogan of all time. I'd vote for you for sure!
MEEMS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
You totally have my vote!
I agree the government does not care about us at all.
I'm pretty apathetic myself. I'll vote, but I don't count on it meaning much. But with MiMi at the helm...things could really rock 'n roll!
Are you kidding? MiMi for president...hell yeah!!!!
You at least seem to have a better grasp on reality than anyone else running. I'd vote for you.
LOL! If your name is not on the ballot, I am SO writing you in!
For our local town mayor voting, if I don't know the mayor running, personally, we'll write in our neighbor. So every election, I keep watching the paper for the election returns. I think it would be funny to see there are two votes for Julie somebody for mayor. But I think they leave those off on purpose. Yeah - some jokers voted for Julie again...
I'm already campaigning for ya!
Sadly I am afraid you are all too right about the money thing. I'll vote for ya!
Ugh...I don't even watch the news anymore. I figure I can read the news online if I really need to know something. :(
ps- When does LB go to kinder? Soon?
Word to The Motha.
Muah.
You totally took the wind out of my sails. I was planning on making MY announcement in the next week or two...
If your career as President doesn't pan out, you could have one as a campaign manager! I would seriously consider putting that vote for the mothah bumper sticker on my car. ;o)
1. i would vote for you!!! :) 2. soo happy you posted this, my day's complete :) 3. thanks for ALLLL the chuckles!!!!!
When I left you the post on facebook, I had no idea about this blog. Bahaha!
Mimi for President. Can I put that picture on my sidebar?
OMGosh, Mimi! I love this!! And I would so vote for you! :)
Hilarious! I read it to Derek. His first thought was, "She posted that all on her facebook status"? And his second thing was, "who was that who said COOL on Dumb and Dumber, Harry or Lloyd". Yeah, and he thinks I'm scatter brained. :)
Even my husband laughed at this and agreed. A mother (especially an aggressive one who knows what is what) would be the perfect candidate. I will vote for you. Even if your name somehow doesn't make it to my roster, I am going to write it in. Mimi for president. Absolutely.
You are a riot momma!! I love it - you have my vote for shuh!
~Becca
HERE HERE!!! vote for MIMI!
Mimi for Prez! Yay! I'm making a button and puttin' it on my side bar! :D Awesome. Don't mess with the Motha! hahaha.
I agree with you about the almighty dollar being the puppet master. I think I'd rather listen to you than most politicians.
Dude, you totes have my vote. I can even overlook the whole "Indiana Jones" incident. LOL
i miss you, a lot.
this VERY awesome post makes me miss you even more.
I'd vote for ya Mim!
Youd definitely have my vote...after all I am your VP right????
you have my vote solely based on the ah instead of er on Mothah!
I'd vote for you in a hot second!
How did I miss this post? You are hilarious!!! You know i'd vote for you. We definitely need to get you know who outta office! CannI getta whaaaa whaaaat!!!
You have my vote, Mims. You totally have my vote.
LMAO!! I totally will vote for you!
Hahaha! Hopefully you haven't given up your campaign. I'm in!
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