I confess...I was reminded yesterday while using some really strong craft glue and thus getting it all over my fingers and having to pick it off, that when I was a kid I used to smear Elmer's all over my hands, let it dry, and then see how big of a piece I could pull off without breaking it.
I confess...I checked my junk drawer to see how much Elmer's I had. You know. Just in case I wanted to do that again.
I confess...while I still had chunks of craft glue on my fingers and was happily picking at it, I came up with a plan. I looked at my husband and proclaimed, "Look! It's a booger!" while brandishing a blob of glue on my index finger. Know what I did next? I bet you can figure it out if you think about it. I ate it.
I confess...it was only craft glue and I didn't really eat it. I spit it out when he wasn't looking. I also told him it was glue. I don't know if he bought it though.
I confess...I was talking to the lovely Xazmin Wednesday and had a dire potty situation arise. I needed to pee. I went to the bathroom and put the phone on mute. By the way, am I the only one who never quite trusts mute?
I confess...when I was trying to hit the mute button, I accidentally ended the call.
I confess...I went to my call log and redialed the last number I'd called.
Following is a dramatization of the call:
Me: Whoops, I meant to press mute not hang up on you.
Woman: Okay? Who is this?
**you'd think at this point i would catch on that i'm not talking to who i think i am.**
Me: MiMi! (insert real name which i wish wasn't quite so different in these situations. can't just blame on some other woman with the same name.)
Me: **in my head** Crap.
I confess...at that time I realized Xazmin called me. I redialed someone who I don't even know who it was in the first place. It wasn't someone in my contacts.
I confess...I'm relieved I didn't greet the "Hello" on the other end with, "Whoops, I was peeing and I tried to mute the phone so you wouldn't hear it and accidentally hung up!!" That could have been embarrassing.
So...do you think the mute button really works?