This Saturday is my husband's birthday. So this week I'm taking a cue from Impulsive Addict and I'm going to tell you about our story.
I don't talk about him much on here because, well, he hates it. But I don't care; it's my blog and I'll do what I want to.
And I can't tell you his name. Or probably even use pictures. But I hope to paint a picture with my words. And it ain't gonna be pretty!
Don't expect our story to be normal. Hey. It's me. MiMi. Your resident weird-o who will, in true MiMi fashion,irritate amuse you.
We actually first met in 1993. Or 1994. Lemme think...I'm gonna go with '93. Whoa. We've known each other for almost 20 years. We're so old! Maybe I should stop this right here and not think about when we were younger and cuter.
Get this...we met in driver's ed. Hahahahahaha!
And. I was super nice to him. Okay. Maybe not. See, he sat there all, "I'm too cool to talk to you, even though you're super hot and I should fall over my tongue to say 'hey,' but instead I'm going to ignore you."
So I did what any normalannoying person would do. I made fun of him.
"Haha, you probably think you're awesome because you're the youngest kid in driver's ed, don't you? You look kind of like (fill in the blank with some geek at school); are you really shy or are you always this rude?"
I believe that was the last interaction we had until about 6 months later. I was working at a crappy little hamburger place in town and his best friend came in to interview for a job. He didn't get it. This other kid who was the boss's neighbor got it. But, because he was a loser, he never showed up for his first day.
Hub's best friend got hired by default. Then said friend told hubs to come in and interview because we needed another person.
I distinctly remember telling my boss, "That guy is a nerd. He doesn't talk. He'll never be able to do it." Or. You know...something along those lines.
And because my boss always took my concerns very seriously and loved me so much...the jerkface went and hired him.
So, now, here I am working with this dude who I made fun of pretty mercilesslyfor that one day, at least.
Can you say, AWKWARD?
Stay tuned...
I don't talk about him much on here because, well, he hates it. But I don't care; it's my blog and I'll do what I want to.
And I can't tell you his name. Or probably even use pictures. But I hope to paint a picture with my words. And it ain't gonna be pretty!
Don't expect our story to be normal. Hey. It's me. MiMi. Your resident weird-o who will, in true MiMi fashion,
We actually first met in 1993. Or 1994. Lemme think...I'm gonna go with '93. Whoa. We've known each other for almost 20 years. We're so old! Maybe I should stop this right here and not think about when we were young
Get this...we met in driver's ed. Hahahahahaha!
And. I was super nice to him. Okay. Maybe not. See, he sat there all, "I'm too cool to talk to you, even though you're super hot and I should fall over my tongue to say 'hey,' but instead I'm going to ignore you."
So I did what any normal
"Haha, you probably think you're awesome because you're the youngest kid in driver's ed, don't you? You look kind of like (fill in the blank with some geek at school); are you really shy or are you always this rude?"
I believe that was the last interaction we had until about 6 months later. I was working at a crappy little hamburger place in town and his best friend came in to interview for a job. He didn't get it. This other kid who was the boss's neighbor got it. But, because he was a loser, he never showed up for his first day.
Hub's best friend got hired by default. Then said friend told hubs to come in and interview because we needed another person.
I distinctly remember telling my boss, "That guy is a nerd. He doesn't talk. He'll never be able to do it." Or. You know...something along those lines.
And because my boss always took my concerns very seriously and loved me so much...the jerkface went and hired him.
So, now, here I am working with this dude who I made fun of pretty mercilessly
Can you say, AWKWARD?
Stay tuned...
27 comments:
I soooo wish you could post pictures!! And my husband hates it to, when I talk about him. I try to keep it to a minimum and I might have to stop using his name since I had a bunch of hits from searches of 'lavar simmons' Weird! I am so looking forward to the sequel!
Ahahah! Sometimes its good to be a brat:)
Can't wait for all the story!
Hahah your funny!Great story! Don't you wish you had video tape of these moments?? I'd sure like to see that...lOL
Sounds like a sitcom! It must have been fun.
Such a fun story!
I hate cliffhangers!!!!! This is such a good story so far!!!
I'm with Natalia. I wanna see some pictures circa 1993! :o)
Ha ha ha! Awkward, yes, definitely! But look at you guys. You guys obviously fell in love somehow, at some point!
I want pictures. If not of him at least of you in your work uniform. I'll bet there was a hat involved.
C'mon. I'll bet you have at least one.
LOL! Waiting impatiently for the next chapter. Sounds like a Harlequin romance SO far!
Oh yes, my hubby likes being talked about on the blog just about as much as he likes his feet being touched! LOL
Sounds very romantic, so far. Can't wait to hear the rest.
Okay so you guys were in driver's ed together?? You're not so old! I got you beat by a few years! :P I am loving the story. Can't wait to see the next installment. :D
Hahaha. I love this! You are so awesome, Meems! Bring on part 2!
I love embarrassing my hubs on my blog, it is too fun!
I can't wait to hear the rest.
Looking forward to hearing more. My hubby doesn't enjoy being on the blog either. But too bad for him. ;) Oh and if it makes you feel better I wasn't really nice to my hubby when we first starting dating...not much has changed either. ha ha.
OH my gosh! I can't wait to see how you saved THIS!
ha. damn the cliffhanger!
awwww... come on with it, sista!
HA! Loving the beginning!
And I have always been a little curious about your Hubs since he rarely appears on your blog. MacGvyer goes back and forth between acting like it's "our" blog and telling me he hates it and I should shut it down.
Whatever.
Can't wait to hear the rest.
Oh you had better finish this soon- I am dying to know what happens next!!
too funny! because here y'all are now 20 years later. I love a good love story!
You totally left us hanging! That's not nice. So you'll continue tomorrow?
But I love the shout-out. Thanks, Yo! xoxo
i am hanging on EVERY word...do i know this story? the proposal? i think i do. i can't remember tho. i think we pretty much covered EVERYTHING at MiMyMa..right?
loving the story can't wait to read more
Wow, you met in high school! That is awesomesauce, Mimi. :)
That is so funny!
I would never have married any of the boys in my driver's ed class. They WERE geeks.
Wow. You're a jerk. I hope this story has a good ending... ;)
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