Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Never Underestimate the Power of a Cool Car



As I was leaning against the counter at work, doing nothing, completely busy and running around like the stellar young worker that I was, I noticed a cherry 1981 Trans Am with a T-top roof growl into the parking lot.

not the car, but very close!

**cue white snake and mullets** (no, don't. it was 1994.)

Interesting. Wonder who drives that? I had a thing for American muscle cars. My bff's mom had 2 Camaros and I loved them. Although one was the color of diarrhea, it was okay when you were in it and didn't have to look at it.

I'm sure you can all guess who drove that car. The one. The one that I made fun of in driver's ed and the one I told my boss not to hire.

He was here for his first night of work. With me.

It was only slightly awkward for about 20 minutes. Then all of the other employees went home for the evening and it was me and him. That's when it became way awkward.

I think it was the quietest it had ever been in the building. The only conversation was when I needed to explain something to him. Which was quite often, really, but there was never any response from him.

What finally broke the ice was when I was showing him how to take a drive thru order and he didn't press the intercom so he was just talking to himself when he welcomed them and offered to take their order.

I lost it. I thought it was hilarious. I laughed at him for about a minute before I finally took the order myself, laughing the entire time. I'm sure the customer wanted to know what the hyena was amused with, but whatever.

Over time, as we worked more and more together, we began to discuss our taste in music and cars. Yep. I wanted to pretend like I was cool and knew all about cars like a dude, but hey, I was trying to keep the conversations going.

Most nights if you walked into the burger joint you would probably hear a very young sounding voice going on and on and on...and on. And on. With an occasional grunt of acknowledgement from the supremely quiet guy she was yapping at. Imagine a chihuahua running in circles around a basset hound.

We became tentative friends over the next couple months. I realized that he couldn't be that much of a nerd if he drove such an awesome car. And he would actually admit to loving 80s hair bands like Aerosmith and Bon Jovi. My not so secret favorites of all time, ever!

16 year old girl logic. You'll have to excuse the immaturity.

Then one day, our mutual friend, his bff, up and quit and left us in an incredible lurch. There were only 3 of us who worked nights that were capable of closing the place and now we were down to two.

What to do?

And more importantly, would I ever get to ride in that car?!

Stay tuned!

PS: I'm gonna link this up with TTUT, hosted by IA and Shawn. I want as much exposure to that awesome Tranny as I can get. Ohhh yeaahhh. (and when I say tranny, i mean the car, you pervs.)
Seriously Shawn


24 comments:

Natalia Lynn said...

Where's the hoff pictures??

tara said...

That car is hot! I've never seen one before because it was made before I was born! Hahaha!

Heather's Happenings said...

A chihuahua running in circles around a basset hound...bwahahhaa!
That is a sweet car!
Cant wait to hear more.

Furry Bottoms said...

That car brings back memories! My boyfriend in HS really really really wanted me to get a smoke gray or stingray gray camaro. He was SO disappointed when I got a Nissan Sentra instead, LOL

Yeah, it was all about cars in the 80's. And hair. I remember. Unfortunately!

Becca @ R We There Yet Mom? said...

I LOVE IT!!!!! Can't wait to hear more!!!

XOXO

~Becca

Sarah Kate said...

That's a pretty sweet car! At the expense of appearing ultra-shallow, I'm going to admit that in high school, I dated a few guys just because they drove kickass cars/trucks. Yep. I'm that girl. :o)

I LOVE the chihuahua-basset hound analogy! :o) Does this still apply now?

Nadine Hightower said...

why would you want to picture the transmission? or are you meaning Trans Am?

Is this your version of high heels to tractor wheels?

Burgers and FireBirds to France?

Helene said...

I'm completely captivated and want to hear MORE!!!

The comparison of a chihuahua running in circles around a basset hound is classic!!

Remember when Tranny used to just describe a car? Nowadays, you say tranny and everyone automatically assumes you're talking about an actual transvestite!

VandyJ said...

The first Trans Am I rode in was when I was 17. It was 1990. Sigh. Back when I was young and stupid. It was silver. The guy was not my meant to be, but we had fun.
Can't wait to hear more of the story...

Impulsive Addict said...

GAH! I was all into the story and you left me hanging AGAIN!

Ok, first of all, I LOVE that you linked up! I think it's the first time. So THANK YOU! You are appreciated.

And second, guess what my first car was?

A camero. It was a rally sport--V8 engine. It was AMAZING and fast!! I was in LOVE with this car. Our love only lasted 4 months. I ended up wrecking it. I was checking out who was at Sonic (the cool hang out) and didn't see the car in front of me stop. I went threw the windshield. Took my first and only ride in an ambulance. My insurance company got sued for TONS of thousands of dollars. It was a bad deal all the way around.

*tear*

And I'll be back tomorrow to read more!

Vodka Logic said...

I hope you married him :)

Shawn said...

I logged out and them came back thinking I was in the wrong place...you linked up with us and I am thrilled!

First I thought you were going to say that you ended up marrying your hot coworker then I thought you were going to day you did him in the stock room since you were all alone. Now, you're making me wait until next week to find out! You know there's a name for girls like you right?

Tease!

McVal said...

LOVE the analogy of a chihuahua running around a Basset. I've seen it, it's funny!
Can't wait to find out if you got to ride in it!

Emmy said...

I do love how you tell a story! Patiently- okay not so patiently waiting for the rest :)

hotpants™ said...

Did you read the post about my first car? A 1975 Chevy Nova... Love muscle cars!

Johanson Family said...

How cool! Love stories like this! Ready for the next installment! I wish I had a cool car growing up. I put so many pictures on our fridge of cars I wanted and I got a Ford Taurus.. gag. I was so embarrassed! I love the older cars!!
New follower & bloggy pal through Emmy!

becca said...

love the car

Lourie said...

Sweet ride. I would have been like you, circling the basset hound. :P

stephanie said...

nice car! love the chihuahua basset reference :)

Brandy@YDK said...

i seriously love this line - Imagine a chihuahua running in circles around a basset hound.

just awesome.

Connie said...

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!

I married my first husband because he drove a GOLD 1979 Trans Am with a T-Top! And years later.....I went out with a guy that bought the car from him. Because of the damn car!

I also jumped some railroad tracks with that car. Oops.

Every time I hear the song Girls, Girls, Girls....I think of that car!

Mrs. Petrie said...

Bon Jovi rules! I'm trying to remember boy hair from 1994 and I don't remember what guys did. Short on the sides and back and longer on top? It can't be worse than Bieber hair.

Ducky said...

Another reason we must have been separated at birth...I mean aside from the fact that our left buttcheeks are identical all the way down to the last dent (don't ask how we know this people...just don't!) and over look the fact that we aren't the same age nor have the same parents, we were still separated - I SWEAR IT - and this prooves it! We both have a THANG for American Muscle!

Xazmin said...

I totally thought "transvestite".

I can't believe you didn't text me and tell me you were doing this so I could come read all the posts!!