Guess what.
The kids only had 2 days of school this week. And I forgot that this was Wednesday. Since yesterday was their last day, I was thinking it was Friday.
I mean, I'm not stupid enough to think that today was Saturday. Which is surprising since I thought yesterday was Friday, but whatever.
Anyway. It's like my brain was saying, "Monday and Tuesday are the only days of school and then it's the weekend. Get through Monday and Tuesday and then partay time."
So. I got through Monday and Tuesday. And then my brain stopped working. Weird, right? Or not so weird.
I mentioned that the kids both got awards yesterday at school. It was super sweet to watch them accept their awards without knowing I was there.
Now that I'm looking at their little faces...they don't look that happy, do they? Probably surprised. Yeah. We'll go with that.
Stop picking your nose! See? I caught you. I'm a spy.
I keep thinking of this thing that happened Saturday at Jessica's mom's annual Halloween Bash. We were playing charades and this bigger guy who was dressed as Batman was trying to act out whatever his task was. His brother was there and he threw out a few guesses and then goes:
"I know! FAT BATMAN!"
That cracks me up. I giggle every time I think about it. Hahahahaha. Maybe you had to be there? I dunno. It still sounds funny to me.
Yesterday I went into my garage where I keep all of my craft supplies and I looked at it all piled up on my craft table and thought, "Man. That pile of crap looks like sh*t."
And I started going through it and tossing stuff, organizing stuff and moving stuff around.
2 hours later it looked much better. Better than ever. Of course, still crappy in a way, because it's in my garage, but better than before. Or ever. Like I said.
Anyway. My legs are sore today. Why? Because I'm so stinkin' short I had to stretch, and climb and bend and balance on precarious ledges and whatnot to hang some stuff. And because I never do any of that stuff so my legs went, "Whoa. What are you working out? No bueno." My legs speak Spanish when they think I'm working.
Weird, right?
This is the weirdest post ever. I know because I just re-read it and thought, "Wow. This is the weirdest post ever." <--- that's a lie. i didn't re-read it, i just have a feeling it's weird.
Next up I'm reorganizing my pantry. Thank you Shortmama for the inspiration. Or. Curse you for the idea.
BTW: I'll be emailing 3 lucky winners of the Shutterfly promotion with their codes to receive 25 free photo cards for Christmas. I forgot to do that. Probably because I just now realized that they had given me 3 free promotional codes for my readers.
I think I fried my brain cells with Tootsie Rolls. At least it wasn't Candy Corn...?
The kids only had 2 days of school this week. And I forgot that this was Wednesday. Since yesterday was their last day, I was thinking it was Friday.
I mean, I'm not stupid enough to think that today was Saturday. Which is surprising since I thought yesterday was Friday, but whatever.
Anyway. It's like my brain was saying, "Monday and Tuesday are the only days of school and then it's the weekend. Get through Monday and Tuesday and then partay time."
So. I got through Monday and Tuesday. And then my brain stopped working. Weird, right? Or not so weird.
I mentioned that the kids both got awards yesterday at school. It was super sweet to watch them accept their awards without knowing I was there.
Now that I'm looking at their little faces...they don't look that happy, do they? Probably surprised. Yeah. We'll go with that.
little boy
big boy
There's something funny about watching your kids when they don't realize you're watching. I should be a spy. I would love that. I could be a spy. Totally. Stop picking your nose! See? I caught you. I'm a spy.
I keep thinking of this thing that happened Saturday at Jessica's mom's annual Halloween Bash. We were playing charades and this bigger guy who was dressed as Batman was trying to act out whatever his task was. His brother was there and he threw out a few guesses and then goes:
"I know! FAT BATMAN!"
That cracks me up. I giggle every time I think about it. Hahahahaha. Maybe you had to be there? I dunno. It still sounds funny to me.
Yesterday I went into my garage where I keep all of my craft supplies and I looked at it all piled up on my craft table and thought, "Man. That pile of crap looks like sh*t."
And I started going through it and tossing stuff, organizing stuff and moving stuff around.
2 hours later it looked much better. Better than ever. Of course, still crappy in a way, because it's in my garage, but better than before. Or ever. Like I said.
Anyway. My legs are sore today. Why? Because I'm so stinkin' short I had to stretch, and climb and bend and balance on precarious ledges and whatnot to hang some stuff. And because I never do any of that stuff so my legs went, "Whoa. What are you working out? No bueno." My legs speak Spanish when they think I'm working.
Weird, right?
This is the weirdest post ever. I know because I just re-read it and thought, "Wow. This is the weirdest post ever." <--- that's a lie. i didn't re-read it, i just have a feeling it's weird.
Next up I'm reorganizing my pantry. Thank you Shortmama for the inspiration. Or. Curse you for the idea.
BTW: I'll be emailing 3 lucky winners of the Shutterfly promotion with their codes to receive 25 free photo cards for Christmas. I forgot to do that. Probably because I just now realized that they had given me 3 free promotional codes for my readers.
I think I fried my brain cells with Tootsie Rolls. At least it wasn't Candy Corn...?
26 comments:
Your boys are adorable!!
This was TOO funny...it was like being in my own brain for a moment, without being in there, which was weird. ;-) And just so you know, my brain also got a kick out of the "fat batman" comment. Ha!
hahaha - I can totally relate to this post. I, too, tried to clean up my garage recently. I put the brakes on buying anything else to work on. I figure I'll use up everything I have this winter when I can't get out of the driveway.
AND I laughed at Fat Batman!
I think I need to go take one of my DD's ADHD pills and come back to read this.
You're crackin' me up!
your boys are adorable and you crack me up!! fat batman makes me giggle too :)
You're welcome....kinda....I mean I feel bad that my crazy, sidebar desire to organize has rubbed off on you....kinda...I mean because it is nice to have someone be crazy with me.
Shortmama
The last 2 weeks the kids had no school Thurs & Fri and now this week it is half day Wed. DUH, so dumb!
I am laughing my ass off at this post because I am totally picturing sitting with you in your van as we drive to Cali & we are talking like this & it is totally making complete sense. I love you, you crazy random slightly "off" friend-o-mine!
you kill me. seriously there is so much goodness in this post, but the part that made me laugh out loud was your Spanish speaking legs. HILARIOUS!
omg i love you!
oh and i agree with Myya...i was not in the van on the way to Cali, but i was in Cali and love your randomness.
Ah Candy Corn will come next!
Oh and this isn't your weirdest post... I don't remember when that was, but it's not. ;)
LOVE the spy pics and the fact that your legs speak bad Spanish!
Why did your kids only have 2 days of school this week?
I've totally read weirder posts than this on your blog. Just sayin'.
Hope the leg muscles are doing better today! Also - yay for your boys!
I totally ALWAYS wish I could be a spy. We could be spies together maybe?
I want to be like Sydney on Alias and be all hot and stuff, but then when there's a bad guy, I can totally kick his trash.
You make me laugh. I love your randomness.
I wish picnik would let me blur things out.
I should organize my pantry a little better than it is right now....while the cabinet is a little empty. I'm putting off going to hellmart. I hate that place.
My comments are usually random. We're a perfect fit.
You make me giggle. Just like that Fat Batman line. :-)
Hope you have fun organizing the pantry! I try to make it a point to never organize anything.
Hahahah I so adore reading your post...you make me LMAO!
No bueno...hahha
I can NOT believe you just caught me picking my nose!!
OH....you just made me remember I have candy corn.
My legs scream the same pain because I'm a big ole lazy arse! We did the Corn Maze this year with friends.. was in there for 40 minutes and I nearly couldn't fall asleep that night because my legs were so jumpy. See... lazy, I tell ya!
as always you make me smile the post was wonderful Fat Batman that cracked me up
ps sorry for the spam trying to catch up
Wow. That post WAS weird, but I LIKE IT!
Um, Mimi? extraño!
My garage is a scary place. I can park the van in it, barely. ;)
I've been reading for a while, and I can confidently say that this was NOT your weirdest post ever. Good for you on cleaning up your craft area. Mine is worse than ever and I need some motivation. :)
I don't know, weird or not, this is one of my favorite posts ever. I laughed so hard my husband asked me what the heck I was reading. I answered, "Oh just a woman I love". I'm not sure he knows how to take that. Anyway.
My legs don't speak Spanish, but they do whine when I work them.
Hey Lady! Good for you for tackling the clutter. My "Hoarders" style garage needs tackling in the worst way.
You've been awfully busy for spy.
This is how all of my posts read when I type them out! :o) Maybe I should start posting them as is b/c this was pretty freakin' funny! :o)
Congrats to the boys! Little smartie pants'!!!
Don't even talk to me about sore legs.... ;o)
Lol! Yes weirdest but hilarious post. Congrats to your boys.
All of my craft stuff is in the garage too and last time I went to get something a bunch of stuff fell on me- so need to organize it.
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