Tag Hag

Alrighty, I've been tagged twice. I haven't done one of these things in forever, mostly because if I have to tag other people, which is the part I hate, then I put it on the back burner and forget about it.

Since it's been so long and I was tagged twice by these lovely ladies, I'll do it. Are you lucky? No? Heh.

My commentary is in red.

Rules:
Post these rules. (check.) 

You must post 11 random things about yourself. (aw, do i hafta?! check.)
Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post. (tagger is a funny word. check.)
Create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer. (my brain already hurts. check.)
Go to their blog and tell them that you've tagged them. (haaa! it's like the cheese touch from diary of a wimpy kid. check.)No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." Legitimately tag 11 people!! (<---so they're onto me, eh?) 

I'm taking questions and picking the ones I wanna answer from the list of 22 total questions from the ladies. Mostly because I'm lazy far too important and busy to answer this many questions! Thanks Vandy and CA Girl for making me asking me to do this! I keed, I keed. I needed the inspiration anyway.

Random Crap About Me:
1. I'm left handed.
2. Which means I'm right brained. I always knew I was the only one around here in my right mind.
3. I'm already stumped. This is sad.
4. I thought about doing a post of all the insults we used to fling as kids but I'm afraid it will insult someone. We weren't very nice. The R word was used. A lot.
5. Every time I see a celebrity spouting their political views I want to slap them. Hard. (only because i think that just because you're famous doesn't mean we want to hear their crap. shut up and sing, right? yep. i'm one of those.)
6. I think my husband has went off the deep end in this election cycle.
7. I'm waiting for it (the election) to be over so I can weep and move on.
8. I wanted to dye my hair green when I was 17. I did not do it.
9. I think my name is cute. <--- there. i said it. is that wrong?
10. I used to be addicted to a game on the computer called Poppit! Google it. Don't play. If you do, you will get hooked too.
11. Whenever I'm watching a political figure on TV I don't look at them. I look at their secret service people. See if I can pick em out. Guess what. You can. They're pretty obvious.

Since Vandy tagged me first, I'll do her questions first.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Did you go through with it?
I wanted to be a secretary. For reals. Ala Dolly Parton in Nine to Five.

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I wanted the boobs, the nails and the hair. Yep. I did. She looked glamorous to me. Did I achieve this? I was never a secretary and, sadly, the boobs never came in. Actually, I wouldn't want boobs like that now.

Would you rather have a housekeeper or unlimited spa services?
Housekeeper! Are you nuts?!
How did you name your blog?
It's a play on my name.

What is the best compliment you have ever received?
I've gotten complete strangers tell me I have beautiful eyes. But I think they're just normal. It must be my make up?

What is your quirkiest habit?
I'm a picker. Maybe more gross than quirky.

Now I'll do CA Girl's questions.

What was your most embarrassing moment? It's okay, we're all friends here!
Uh...yeah, I think I've pretty much told it all. Try here or here for two examples.

What is your weakness food...in other words... the one food you can not resist at all!
I'm fat. I think most people would say that I have no control, period. I can resist just about anything. I choose not to resist things like cake.

What's your biggest pet peeve?
Incorrect punctuation. Punctuation stays inside quotation marks.
Have you ever laughed so hard you snorted?
See answer for number one. Click the first link. And. I can do even better. I've laughed so hard I literally peed my pants. And not just a little.

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Nada. I don't care about Klondike's. But. I'd do lots of things for a king size Snickers.

Now the hard part...11 questions of my own. I'm gonna go really elementary here and make it super simple.

1. What's your favorite color?
2. Favorite number?
3. If you could trade bodies with the opposite sex for one day, would you? And why? **snickers**
4. Could you kill someone if you had to to save your life or someone you love?
5. What's your favorite movie that you are embarrassed to admit?
6. What's worse...cooking dinner or thinking of what to cook?
7. Favorite book?
8. What thing makes you gag?
9. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?
10. Is your Christmas decor down?
11. Would you go to the moon if given the opportunity?

WHEW! That was hard work. Thanks to Xazmin who gave me some since I couldn't think of em all.

Alright, tagging eleven people. This will take me 11 days, I swear. <---can i complain any more about this?

Myya (if i hafta, you hafta.)
Mamarazzi (she's too busy, she just moved!)
Jessica (never gonna happen.)
Kimi (does random better than anyone!)
Jenny Kate (i miss her!!)
Not So Over the Hill (sela's a relatively new blogger and super sweet. i want to know more about her!)
Steph (pregnant and hormonal, probably this will tick her off. just kidding, steph! i crack me up though.)
Val (she's always up for a tag.)
Dee (she's on vacay but i miss her too!)
Heather (she's always up for a tag, too!)
Sami (she needs to get back to blogging! i know she wants to...peer pressure!)

Seriously. That did take 11 years. No. That's an exaggeration. It took eleventy million years!

 

ps: why is there a huge space between "post these rules" and the rest of the rules?

pps: you just scrolled back up, didn't you?

I'm linking with the ladies for TTUT!