Monday, February 6, 2012

Attention Anonymous:

It's always an anonymous that leaves a weird/crappy comment. Always.

I'm confused by this comment, though not insulted, because I'm too confused to be insulted.

I rarely address negative comments, but this is too funny not to.

I received this on December 31st:

Is this the MIMI GROSS BLOG with HYDRA- OSIRIS- PETWOOD? Is this the blog with CONDOLEEZA RICE and VERMONT- AK'S? Is this the MIMI GROSS BLOG with WHYTLE GENTO ZOO and MEL MARTINEZ and WHINNYHILL? They say you are not only running guns and missiles, you are running CHILDREN and CULLS? What's it like to live in France and hate JEWS with JEW DASSAULT? And do you think GERRIZZO is saving YOUR ass right now, or theirs. RISA knows.

My only answer is:

Uhh...No?


38 comments:

Mamarazzi said...

wait. what?

that shiz doesn't even make sense!!

i have some whacko spamming my blog daily. i am ready to moderate comments, and you know i hate that crap!

Date Girl said...

I'm pretty sure this is a spam comment. That's just my wild guess. What a weirdo!

VandyJ said...

WOW! What exactly were they smoking to create that comment?

ashley said...

Weird!!! Must be spam...lol.

Grammy Goodwill said...

I don't think you have to count that one as a negative comment. hehehe

Heather's Happenings said...

Wow...Weird stuff.

Since I moved to Wordpress I guess the craziest things in my spam box.

Rebecca @ My Girlish Whims said...

all i have to say...hahahahahha!!!

Michelle P said...

ummm WHAT!?? haha

stephanie said...

bahahaha obviously you ARE. those comments are always so WEIRD!

marie said...

That is so confusing, I don't even understand it. Makes life interesting huh?

Xazmin said...

What. The. CRAP?

That is hilarious. And weird. I have gotten those weird, non-making sense comments before. It's like they are in a different language, and then inaccurately translated into English or something.

However I have NEVER been accused of being a racist who is a gun runner, and child-slave runner. Maybe I don't know you as well as I thought?

tara said...

um. WHAT?

Furry Bottoms said...

I have to laugh a little although it IS disturbing. I remember I thought you lived in France when I first came across your blog. So this anonymouser thinks you live in France and is blasting out somebody anonymouser thinks you are. But you are so totally not them.

Political babble is what it was. Mostly.

Furry Bottoms said...

By the way, I don't need to moderate my comments, but anonymousers cannot leave comments on my blog either. They have to have an open ID or be a blogger which means you already have a name that will show up, etc etc etc. Maybe you could set it up that way.

Furry Bottoms said...

Oh, I looked it up and there IS a blog called Mimi Gross. controversial.

Sela Toki said...

LMBO Mimi. This sounds like a blabbering lunatic. Can't help cracking up. It's just too funny. Confusing too!

Meg said...

people are so lame. that's funny stuff.

Impulsive Addict said...

Bwhahahahaha! Now THAT is funny! It sounds like spam but it's weird that they asked about France and called you Mimi.

Stupid spammers.

Em said...

Haha oh yes I get several of those a week. Blah!

Peace Love Applesauce- Terri said...

wtf.. random!

Steph said...

Wow! I'm totally confused. I hope you don't have guns and missiles. God help us all if you do. :)

I don't allow anonymous comments.

Ducky said...

Bwaahaaaa! Stick your finger in your ear, stand on your head, drink a glass of water while upside down and whistle Dixie. Then read it again.

You still wont understand it but you be deng talented if you can do all that.

I'm getting spam about having sex with married women. Shezenga!

Helene said...

WTF?? Looks like Spam to me but it was definitely good for a laugh!

Sarah Kate said...

Uhhhh what?!? I am confused how Condi Rice and the Rhode Island Soccer Association ended up in the same sentence. (Yeah, I googled RISA...) There are some crazy commenting folks out there...

The Random Blogette said...

WTF? I love going through my anon comments and spammers. it is so ridiculous. I have one that I have been keeping so I can write a post about it. It is not as awesome as yours though.

Sheila said...

HA!! That is too funny! What a fruit loop!

becca said...

ok i'm confused a lot

Colleen said...

I'm with you. Um, No.

Wrong Mimi blog.

That is one seriously whacked comment. It looks like a Mad Lib. Is that what the world has come to, Mad Lib Spam?

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

That looks like spam! They come up with the weirdest things, so do they really think that people will publish them?

Connie said...

I am soooooo sorry! I guess I shouldn't comment when drunk.

Kimi said...

I literally just spit I laughed so abruptly.

Beth said...

Ah, spammers. Bless their little bot-hearts.

Jen said...

Haha! Darn spam-bots. It does make for a good laugh though ;)

Adrienne said...

LOL! It's probably spam. I never read them, but that's pretty funny!

Myya said...

OhMyGosh I love this, like major BIG TIME LOVE THIS! That is awesome, they have you pegged fo sho!

Karen Peterson said...

Spamalicious.

Mrs. Petrie said...

I get a lot of stuff about free Viagra.

Raoulysgirl said...

WTH? I can't even make sense of that...and I overanalyze EVERYTHING until I can make SOME sort of sense of it.

This???

I got nothin'.