Monday, February 13, 2012

My Kindle Wants to Kill Me

Seriously.

I love my Kindle.

But I'm not so sure it loves me.

When I turn it on, sometimes this is what I see:


That's Emily Dickinson, folks.

Look at that face and tell me she's not imagining beating me to a pulp.

But don't tell me too loudly...she might come after you next.


19 comments:

Mamarazzi said...

oh man.

why did i have to see this right before going to bed?

alone.

i am going to have nightmares.

she is one scary looking lady.

Heathers Happenings said...

I will totally freak out if I turn on my kindle today and see that!

Frances said...

Thank goodness I have a Nook. I don't have to worry about seeing that!

Connie said...

I think she's hungry.

She looks like she could use a cheeseburger.

marie said...

Interesting. Maybe it's her way of telling you to only read her books.

McVal said...

Oh my! You could be right!
I'll just try not to say her name 3 times whilst turning around and looking into a mirror.

Kimi said...

I feel like maybe if I stand in the bathroom in the dark and say 'Emily Dickinson' three times aloud...bad bad things will happen.

VandyJ said...

Maybe I should be happy my Kindle has special offers and all I get are offers to spend more money.

Xazmin said...

Ooh yeah. Creepy lookin' chick.

Maybe you did something to make your Kindle mad at you?

Karen Peterson said...

That looks like the face I imagined whenever my friends talked me into playing that stupid "Bloody Mary" game.

becca said...

it is slightly scary

Mindie Hilton said...

Oh that is creepy. I get spooked so easy. I hate when I let myself watch those ghost hunter shows late at night. Those are the nights where even if my feet get hot they are not coming out of the covers.

Impulsive Addict said...

She's just pissed she's not getting to read much these days. Don't worry. I see jealousy in her eyes!

Emmy said...

Oh that is creepy!

Lourie said...

I never knew what she looked like. Hahaha. Wonder why she keeps showing up. :/

stephanie said...

creeepy

Natalia Lynn said...

That would totally creep me out too!

Colleen said...

HA! That's hilarious. I would think exactly the same time.

This is why I love you.

Furry Bottoms said...

LOL, Mimi!! My simple Nook will not EVER turn off. But when I leave it alone, up pops an image of old famous authors like Charles Dickson. I haven't seen a woman author yet though. I do feel for you, because women can really be more spiteful than man. Unfortunate but true. Its those Oh nevermind, I'm not supposed to make you feel worse!!

I reckon you'll be OK though.