Whut whut?! It's back!
Okay, maybe not back, but I had one that I wanted to share with ya. It actually happened last year sometime, but I thought it was worthy of the title.
This is the one where I accidentally corrupt the (then) 5 year old without realizing it.
See, the other day I was trying to be nice
i know it's really hard to not be jealous of my awesome artsy skillz
Anyway. I'm hanging there gesturing it's safe for her to go. She's whipping her head back and forth like a complete idiot, giving herself whiplash from her version of "fastest game of tennis spectator ever."
I might have even gotten a tad nauseous from watching her.
Anyway. She never went. So I gunned it and let her sit and suck eggs.
About that time Little Boy asks me, "What was going on back there?"
Me: "Oh. That lady had her thumb in her butt." <--- that was the nice version, beleive me.
LB: "Huh? I mean with that sign back there...it looks like it fell?"
Me: "Whoops. Didn't see it."
Yep. Mother of the Year!!
PS Apparently this happened last Februrary. 2011. I found it in my drafts. How lame am I? Don't answer that. And holy crap does time fly! I didn't realize it was that long ago. Sheesh.