Yesterday afternoon I was folding a load of laundry. As I folded I got more and more depressed.
Don't get me wrong, I actually don't mind folding laundry! Really. I just hate putting it away. I digress.
So I was feeling really down and just generally feeling sorry for myself about the last few weeks (which i still need to tell you about but i'm too lazy to type it up. lame.) and it hit me.
Why am I so down folding laundry?
Every time I have to fold a pair of my underwear I get more sad.
Yep. My underwear depresses me.
Why?
Well, let me count the ways.
1. They're big.
2. I need new ones.
3. I don't want to call Omar the tent maker to get new ones.
4. They look like they survived an underwear bombing attempt.
5. They're big.
6. Did I mention they're big?
Seriously. Someone call Omar for me, 'kay? I've lost enough weight that I don't need the 10 person size tent underwear anymore...maybe down to an extra large pup tent??
Don't get me wrong, I actually don't mind folding laundry! Really. I just hate putting it away. I digress.
So I was feeling really down and just generally feeling sorry for myself about the last few weeks (which i still need to tell you about but i'm too lazy to type it up. lame.) and it hit me.
Why am I so down folding laundry?
Every time I have to fold a pair of my underwear I get more sad.
Yep. My underwear depresses me.
Why?
Well, let me count the ways.
1. They're big.
2. I need new ones.
3. I don't want to call Omar the tent maker to get new ones.
4. They look like they survived an underwear bombing attempt.
5. They're big.
6. Did I mention they're big?
Seriously. Someone call Omar for me, 'kay? I've lost enough weight that I don't need the 10 person size tent underwear anymore...maybe down to an extra large pup tent??
21 comments:
Bahaha! You're killin' me!
I have giant undies myself. Very depressing.
screw omar :) hehe. but seriously LOL at this post
Lol Mimi!! You need some skanky panties from Victoria's Secret! ;)
For heaven's sake woman, buy yourself some new undies! Heaven knows you've earned them!
There are some adorable and comfy eco-friendly ones on http://theanimalrescuesite.com.
How you manage to keep your sense of humor with the month you've had is amazing! You have me cracking up! :o)
I had to click the Omar link to figure out what you were talking about. Did you read the second definition?? LOL!!!!
OOOOOOOO, Mimi! I don't mind folding clothes either but I HATE putting them away too!! I don't know why either.
AND!
You fold underwear, just like I do! I thought it was the most normal thing in the world to do... my friends and my family would give me queer looks. Why are you folding them-- you wear them UDNER your clothes and nobody can see them and and and and.... I'd like to give them a smack. I just do, thats all. It looks like I'm making an effort to be neat!
I have granny underpants myself. I don't understand women who wear thongs every single day. Don't you constantly feel like you have to pluck something out of your ass all the time? But then I discovered hi-leg underwear. They're NOT briefs, they're NOT granny underpants. They're just underwear with a longer arch on the side of the hips. Looks better than grannies, anyway.
YOu kill me! BHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Pup tent! I have some that should be be condemned!
You should have heard the snort that came out of me while reading this! Hahhaha!
A pup tent, LOVE IT!
Oh shoot! Hahaha.
I'm sporting the granny panties right now for obvious reasons. Matt laughed at me the other night. I gave him a go-to-hell look.
Buy some new undies! :) Get some red ones to spice things up! ;-))))
lol,,Omar will be right over as son as he is done with mine
You are too funny.
I went to buy new underwear a few weeks ago and couldn't find any that I liked.
Maybe I should call Omar.
Just do what I do....refuse to wear them! A whole new world of experiences!!
you are too funny! I need new panties lol. I'm just cheap and lazy.
bwahahaaaa! Too funny lady! And I hate putting laundry away too.. dont mind folding it so much. And whats this about losing weight? Why wasnt I invited to the weight loss party?
Awe girl sorry- laundry just sucks
Granny pants ROCK! Trust me, I know.
I really, truly, honestly hope this makes your day. Or at least gives the 10 yr old boy inside of you a good laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0
You. are. welcome.
Giant underpants are awesome.
I finally broke down and bought new undies after Xmas. It was getting bad, girl. :D
Seriously! Oh my God, I just fold mine and throw them in their drawer, what's to get depressed about?
If you don't like them get new ones.
My last lot were a pack of ten for $10 from Kmart.
I am SOOOO glad I'm not the only one who despises putting clean clothes away. I pretty much just pull stuff out of the basket until I desperately need the basket to put the dirty stuff back in.
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