Friday, May 25, 2012

I'm Losing My Mind {Confessions}



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Linking up with my friend Mamarazzi today!
 
I confess...the other day I walked around the craft section thinking, "Daisies daisies daisies, looking for daisies..." Finally found some, took it to the counter, had them measure what I needed, cut it, tag it, hand it to me and send me on my way. I checked out, went home, did my nightly routine and woke up the next morning thing something about them there daisies was off...went to check in the bag and found...those bastards had turned into sunflowers over night. **forehead slap**
 
The other day I had a Dr's appointment at 1:30. It was about 30 miles from my house. So I waited for my mom to come over so she could be here when the boys got home from school. I needed to leave my house around 12:45. My mom calls and says, "I will be there around 2:30 so I'm there when the boys get home." Oh. Yeah. Duh. I didn't need to wait til she got here to leave...der. Anyway. So I sat here and kept thinking about how I wanted to go early but darn it, I needed to wait til my mom got here. Hello?? Didn't I just say that I could go before she got here because she didn't need to be here for the boys until 2:30? Yikes.
 
I confess...yesterday I walked around my house and even went out to search my car for my cell phone. I just couldn't find it. Weird, since it was right in my stinkin' hand.
 
I confess...I went into the pantry this morning and forgot why.
 
I confess...I put the remote control in the refrigerator.
 
I confess...I'm losing it! If you find it, will you return it to me? Just address it to the nuthouse.



23 comments:

allstarme said...

I do that stuff all the time! The last few weeks have been worse than normal though. Summer brain?

D said...

I occasionally have those moments but my mom she's guilty of it all the time. She will send me into other rooms to grab her sell and it will be sitting on the endtable right beside her. Kind of ridiculous.

VandyJ said...

I blame my laspes on mom brain. I'm not about to admit I might be getting older. No that's definitely not it. It's the kids, they did this to me.

Mamarazzi said...

the cellphone thing happens to me WAY more than i care to admit. it's kind of pathetic.

thanks for linking up your confessions i always enjoy them!!

Terry said...

Maybe if we look for each other's 'it' we'll be luckier. I'll let you know if I find yours. :)

A Randomlicious Blog for the Soul said...

LOL! You have so much going on! Or your pregnant :) I find i do quirky stuff like that when I'm preggo! :) LOL.
Funny stuff though.
I have a lot of der moments too! It's what makes us cool! :)

Connie Weiss said...

I think this is clearly a sign that you are deficient in chocolate.

Sarah Kate said...

Time for a vacation, don't you think? :o) I hope you have a great memorial day weekend!

Steph said...

Weird, that the daisies turned into sunflowers over night. I bet that sumbitch sewing machine of yours did it. I'd threaten to throw her out the window.

I put Benefold in my coffee the other day and creamer in the dogs food.

Grammy Goodwill said...

I understand perfectly. I keep losing the portable house phone. Maybe that cord attaching it to the base or the wall was a good idea.

Sheila said...

It's normal to lose it sometimes! I do it ALL the time!!!

becca said...

i lost it a long time ago and isn't the fridge where your suppose to keep the remote

Lori E said...

Too much on your mind Sweet Pea. Are you sleeping enough? That will do it too.
Any way be careful driving. The rest doesn't matter but in the car watch out.

sarita edgerton said...

That is the only thing I haven't done, the forgetfulness thing. Sleep will help! Are you sleeping?

Emmy said...

I think I would have done the same thing trying to wait for my mom to leave. I always have at least one with me it feels like so strange when I don't. Sounds like you need a nice long nap

Aubrey S. said...

I've had those kind of days. I'm especially good at going back to the car to look for my cell phone only to realize I'm talking to someone on it the whole time. Have a fabulous weekend.

Mary said...

LOL Sounds like your having the same week as me! Oh how I love my blond moments!

Stephanie McCall said...

hahaha I'm sorry the daisy story cracked me up!

Kelley @ TheGrantLife.com said...

Yikes! You need a massage and a glass of wine. Just dont forget where you put it :)

(the wine not the massage)

hotpants™ said...

I look for my keys and/or phone all the time in my purse when they are in my hand. It's got to be Mom's Disease, right?

Jen said...

LOL! I do these crazy things all the time!! You aren't losing your mind...or maybe we're both losing our minds and they'll lock us up together ;)

Myya said...

Holy hell you are a whack-o!!! I'll knock you back into shape on our trip in 21 DAYS. Whooo-hoooo!!!

Xazmin said...

I'm right there with ya! We find the phone in the pantry all. the. time.

And Sunflowers are just as fabulous as daisies! For reals!

Can't wait to be crazy together in this ghetto nuthouse in a few weeks!