Did I get your attention??
I thought I'd share with you the search terms people type into Google and search engines that bring them magically to my blog.
And let me tell you, there are some pretty sick tickets out there! Never mind the fact that their weird searches bring them to my blog...I digress.
Without further ado:
Jazz hands
Weird cat lady
Muslim tattoos
F Bomb
Dolly Parton nails
Granny Panty
Holy sh*t I'm getting old
I'm having an affair with my daughter (this one is the most disturbing, by far!! but i think it's because i did a post on mackenzie phillips and her nastiness.)
And number one referring search is...you may have guessed...
Man Boobs.
I'll let you ponder all of those things...I bet you can remember the posts that were behind every single one of them. I know I do! I'm just too lazy to search for the links.
ps: i'm astounded that "poop" never made it onto the list!
I thought I'd share with you the search terms people type into Google and search engines that bring them magically to my blog.
And let me tell you, there are some pretty sick tickets out there! Never mind the fact that their weird searches bring them to my blog...I digress.
Without further ado:
Jazz hands
Weird cat lady
Muslim tattoos
F Bomb
Dolly Parton nails
Granny Panty
Holy sh*t I'm getting old
I'm having an affair with my daughter (this one is the most disturbing, by far!! but i think it's because i did a post on mackenzie phillips and her nastiness.)
And number one referring search is...you may have guessed...
Man Boobs.
I'll let you ponder all of those things...I bet you can remember the posts that were behind every single one of them. I know I do! I'm just too lazy to search for the links.
ps: i'm astounded that "poop" never made it onto the list!
18 comments:
granny panty..rad!
i am also surprised that poop didn't pop up!
man boobs...lol.
LMAO!! Man boobs!!!
How do you find out what terms brings someone to your blog?
Jazz hands!!!! These are funny!!! :o)
My stats won't tell me what kind of keywords lead to my blog! But I haven't had any new visitors lately so maybe I have it switched off the net. It's Monday morning, okay, I may not be making any sense, LOL
JAZZ HANDS! I can see that. I can see you discussing jazz hands, LOL
I love it!!
Haha! I look at mine sometimes but it's never anything as interesting as any of yours.
LOL! I get crazy searches like that sometimes too, and I'm like-HOW did that bring up my blog?
It makes you wonder... how truly bored ARE people out there??!
AND how demented...
Sad and sorry world, huh?!
LOL..my son read the title and wanted to know if I would write about his boy boobs as he is only 12 and isn't a man yet..lord help me
Bwaaahaaahaaa!!! Those are all a little bit weird, actually ;)
And that is EXACTLY why I love your blog. :D
Moobs. That's what Bookworm calls them.
Tell me again how you find out the search terms?
Um . . . slightly disturbing, but hilarious too. Granny panties and jazz hands, love it!
What always disturbs me about these kinds of lists is who was searching for those things! Too funny
I have a few interesting ones, but none quite as great as these. LOL
That's interesting. How funny.
This is my favorite thing to look at on my blog!!!! Top two: arm fat crease and brownie turds. And then there were a lot of hits for Devon Sawa, but only because I used to be obsessed...weird?
Man Boobs? Now that is exciting? Do you watch Seinfeld at all? There is an episode where George realizes his dad has man boobs and his dad is trying to make a bra for a man- calling it a bro or a man-siere. HA!
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