Originally published: April 20th, 2009.
Did you know...?
that I'm afraid of garbage disposals? I watched The Incredible Shrinking Woman when I was little and Lily Tomlin fell in one and it freaked me out.
that I'm afraid of cats? I'm not lying. They look evil to me.
that yesterday I vacuumed the entire house without the darn filter on the vacuum? No wonder I had to go over and over and over spots. Duh.
that I can't sleep with my feet uncovered? I have to have them at least under a sheet, even if it's super hot. I always get visuals of Satan coming and grabbing me from my feet and pulling me under. I know, this is probably a psychological problem that's way bigger than I even imagine.
that I pick up the rotten apples that fall from my neighbors rotten apple tree into my yard and throw them back into his yard? (one of these days I'll tell ya about the rotten neighbor, this way you don't think I'm just a jerk.)