Originally published: April 20th, 2009.
Did you know...?
that I'm afraid of garbage disposals? I watched The Incredible Shrinking Woman when I was little and Lily Tomlin fell in one and it freaked me out.
that I'm afraid of cats? I'm not lying. They look evil to me.
that yesterday I vacuumed the entire house without the darn filter on the vacuum? No wonder I had to go over and over and over spots. Duh.
that I can't sleep with my feet uncovered? I have to have them at least under a sheet, even if it's super hot. I always get visuals of Satan coming and grabbing me from my feet and pulling me under. I know, this is probably a psychological problem that's way bigger than I even imagine.
that I pick up the rotten apples that fall from my neighbors rotten apple tree into my yard and throw them back into his yard? (one of these days I'll tell ya about the rotten neighbor, this way you don't think I'm just a jerk.)
13 comments:
the feet thing i agree i'm the same way I have to have covers or it's a no go for sleep
I have to have covers over my middle. If my feet are hot I'll hang them out, but usually not off the bed, just on top of the covers. If they hang over the edge of the bed the monsters under the bed can grab them.
You have solved the apple problem ;)
Ahem. Am I horrible for laughing at you and the garbage disposal?
Wait...did episode 2 come before episode 1?! Am I missing something??
I agree with you on the cats...not so much kittens, but def cats. They look way too intelligent. I like my pets to be dumber than me. :o)
I am with you on the feet thing. Mine don't have to be covered but they cannot be hanging off the side of the bed. That scary clown from Poltergeist is sleeping under my bed.
Yeah I have to have my feet covered and like Jayme I can not have any part of my body hanging over the bed. For some strange reason my parents lets me watch The Exorcist when I was little and since that moment Ive been afraid the devil will get me.
haha,,,with you on the filter...but I am absolutely not afraid of falling in my garbage disposal.
fun posts.
If I was a better blogger friend, I would know why you are on a blogging vacation.
I have a bag-less vacuum cleaner. It's probably my only saving grace. I went to Shawn's and forgot my luggage IN THE GARAGE.
I'm not too bright I tell ya but you probably already knew that.
I hate cats too! I think they're bumping creepy!
LOL! I watched The Puppetmaster as a teen and to this day, when the kiddies walked into the room and I only saw the top of their heads I'd freak just a little...
and then have to change sheets...
Garbage disposals are scary. I've dropped things in them before and just let it go because I didn't want to stick my hand in there. Yikes!
Hahaha, you seriously crack me up. Vacumming without the filter on is so something I would do. I'm not a big fan of cats either.
:)
I pick up my neighbor's cigarette butts and throw them back into her tacky yard. Humph!
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