Actually, probably nothing I confess is every really a sin...I take care of all that sin stuff before I even get out of bed, I bet. They're all in my head, ya know.
I thought it would be fun to get some random stuff off my chest though because it's been a while since my last confession!
I confess...No matter how old I get I will never hang my foot over the edge of the bed at night. Why? Because a monster will eat it. Duh.
I confess...When I walk through the grocery store I live in hyper-vigilant fear that someone will take out the back of my ankle with their cart. You know...the bottom part of the cart? It has a bar on it? One time my own husband accidentally rammed me with that bar. It was painful! And it bled. And it bruised. He should still feel bad about that.
I confess...It was one of those injuries that as soon as it happens three or four cuss words pop out. Loudly. And instant "pissed off-ness" ensues. Have you ever had one of those?
I confess...I decorated for Fall yesterday. It felt so weird because it's 85 degrees out. How do you people do it..."you people" meaning the Southerners and people who live in warm places.
I confess...I undressed and redressed a sleeping baby a couple weeks ago...just because I wanted to basically play dress up.
I confess...I set my alarm at least 3 times every night. Obsessive compulsive much?
I confess...I like Diet Coke better than Diet Pepsi, but I like regular Pepsi better than regular Coke.
I confess...I miss a lot of old bloggers. Bloggers that used to blog but decided to become more "writer-ish" and now never visit anyone. Bloggers who are friends but don't have time to blog anymore. I guess they have "real lives" or something...? Weird-o people.
I confess...A neighbor boy came to play yesterday and asked Big Boy if he would come ask me if he (the neighbor boy) could come in and use the bathroom. Number 2. I told him no freaking way. You can't come to my house and take a dump when your own crapper is a couple minutes away. Ick.
I confess...I might fundamentally disagree with everything that comes out of Bill Clinton's pie hole, but I do enjoy listening to him talk. He can be pretty dang funny.
I confess...If I made every recipe I pin on Pinterest and then actually ate it...I'd weigh 8,456 pounds.
The end.
17 comments:
I miss blogging, I really need to get back into it! The whole shopping cart on the back of the ankle thing will make you cuss out a perfect stranger...just sayin!
I wouldn't let a neighbor kid use the facilities either.
And I totally agree about the whole Diet Coke over Pepsi, Pepsi over Coke thing.
At least he asked instead of just coming in and dumping and leaving. The kids in our neighborhood would do the dump and run thing. Considerate they are not.
I've about given up on soda, but I like Pepsi over Coke and since it's easier to find the caffeine free diet version of coke, I drink that more often.
I know what you mean about those bloggers. It makes me sad when they "go away" but whatever. Its their lives, right?
I love canned diet coke, but can't stand fountain or bottled diet coke. I like canned diet pepsi. I like fountain coke. I don't know what the difference really is. It just tastes better when its fresher.
You have been posting a lot of good recipes on Pinterest lately. I know because I've repinned them!! :o)
I've noticed that a lot of bloggers that I followed when I first started blogging are no longer blogging anymore. It's sad because those are the ones I really developed relationships with. I feel like I need to start over with a new group now. :o(
I'm one of those southerners for whom fall never arrives. Or if it does, it stays for 3 days. It got up to 95 today with no foreseeable fall in the future forecast. Bums me out.
I agree about the bloggers! and blogging in general. I'm ready for fall. mostly boots. and lots and lots of pumpkin. it was 104 here today. I see no fall in my future.
I so want to get back into a blogging groove, but I lost it :( I just feel like there's no time! Sad. And Diet Coke . . . yep. It's my favorite. Then Diet Pepsi, then Regular Pepsi, then Regular Coke. I actually prefer the taste of diet drinks. Not so syrupy or something?
YAY! Another premature fall-elationer!
I am in good company!!!
Bill Clinton is just so darn charming. He knows how to work a crowd.
The first day of fall is September 22. I looked it up because I am dying to decorate. I think I might this weekend because technically fall is only 2 weeks away. Plus, we're getting a ton of rain and it's supposed to cool off this week. It won't stay cool, but I'm going to pretend.
I love this post! Love it. We are so much alike. The monster under the bed and shopping cart fear? Totally.
I don't decorate for fall because we live in the south. I spend the whole "fall" oogling fall pics on pinterest, pouting, and fantasizing about living where there is a Fall again.
I am one of those sucky bloggers you mentioned. I really want to get back into it, but it's been so hard. I miss visiting eberyone more often and I miss just writing whatever I felt like. Stupid people who wish they could be with my husband and are wildly insecure and take it out on me.
I feel so guilty for not visiting my favorite bloggers often enough. (insert picture of Mimi here)
I think the old shopping cart on the ankle thing would work better than electroshock therapy to stop people from doing things.
I can hang my foot over the edge but practically want to leap across the room from the doorway into the bed rather than stand at the edge of the bed to get in.
I think you are crazy girl but in the nicest possible way!!!
i blame facebook for the decline of bloggers. i miss blogs! one of my fave blogs sold out about a year ago and is just all about her new hippie organic lifestyle and i'm just like, "remember when u were funny and blogged about cake?" i miss that.
i totally get the shopping cart fear and i want to play dress-up with a baby wonder if they rent them at babies-r-us
I have FAILED at blogging!! I started back up today. Snap at me if I start to fall behind again. I'm so glad to hear someone else does the same thing with their alarm clock. If I keep checking it, I know it will go off like it's suppose to.
I miss blogging terribly! Well, I miss the friendships. Maybe it's cuz I'm old, but I just don't have anything interesting to say. haha. (like it was ever interesting)
I have panic attacks about the cart in the heel thing because my mother would FREAK if we accidently ran into her! And I LOL'ed when I read about the neighbor kid!! I've sent home many a child. I loathe walking into the guest bathroom after kid friends leave... never know WHAT you'll find. ew.
xoxo
Hahaha. I love your confessions. I don't like any diet drinks. I also check my alarm multiple times before going to sleep. Also my doors.
Also - I miss me too!
Geez, I don't even like my own family going #2 in the house (although clearly I have to tolerate it), let alone a stranger. Yuck!
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